Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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THE HUSBAND SHOPPING CENTRE.
Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened up, where women
could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in
five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor. If you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...
First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love
kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well that's better than not
having a job, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking." Hmmm", said the ladies. "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow!" said
the women. "Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!" So up they
went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have
a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must
be awaiting us further on!" So up to the fifth floor they
went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are fucking impossible to please.
[Edited on 17-04-2003 by Cybermonkey24]
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