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Poll: handshaking poll.
  firm and manly.
  limp and faggoty.
  weirdos weirdo.


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BarnshaW
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21st Oct 11 at 13:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

do you masturbate over SCW's fringe?
adiohead
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
i sometimes go to the toilets at work and masterbate for a bit if im feeling on heat for some reason, not actually come just wank off for a minute or two


I sometimes think about Steve doing that

[Edited on 21-10-2011 by adiohead]
3CorsaMeal
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i have a t-shirt of Steve doing that
3CorsaMeal
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having a swifty it says on it
Steve
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quote:
Originally posted by Fad
Sleep at work Ben, works for a lot of people I hear


Ben G
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Try doing that when you work with 120+ blokes if any of us go.asleep.on break we get.things done to us.

Usually.a.fart in the face.
harrisp
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a limp handshake is embarrassing but so is a handshake when you can tell someone is deliberately squeezing harder

I find it very strange when big blokes have pathetic little girly handshakes
Simon
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Doing a presentation with work the other night, put my right hand out to shake one of the guys we were meeting and he grapped my hand with his left hand and just held it for a few seconds
Nath
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Normally just bump knuckles.
emicen
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If its not firm, you're as well not bothering.

Socially, a limp shake would suggest they are uneasy and/or unsure of themselves.

Never really come across someone with a limp shake in business, tends to go the other way and their attempt at a bonecrusher tells you they're out with something to proove and its going to be an interesting meeting.
CorsAsh
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Has to be firm and manly.

Can't stand limp handshakes, even worse when they've got damp hands too. One guy at work always has this and it makes me nauseous.

Most awkward thing is going to shake hands with someone and they offer you their fist in some negro-respect-style thing. Especially when the person is white.

[Edited on 22-10-2011 by CorsAsh]
Russ
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58BNRcI_ChU=00m35s
CorsAsh
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http://youtu.be/SzFZgBKXFLw

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