scoob
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Registered: 16th Oct 03
Location: Beverley, E Riding of Yorkshire
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and says Everytime I take my bra off a black man pops up between my tits pulling stupid faces
Doc says, You must have sillycoon implants
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Ben G
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awooga
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stan_the_man
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Location: Perth, Western Australia
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Cue 'that's racist.gif'.
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Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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quote: Originally posted by Ben G
awooga
http://www.haxed.co.uk/forum/index.php/topic,48256.0.html
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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Just got back from holiday in Thailand and came close to shagging a ladyboy.Looked like a lady,walked like a lady,talked like a lady, kissed like a lady,It was only when she drove me back to her place and reversed her car into a space first time i thought 'hang on a minute!
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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deano87
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flol Tom.
Pics?
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sc0ott
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Tomnova saved this thread
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MatthewR
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Location: Rickmansworth
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pmsl
thats quality
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scoob
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Registered: 16th Oct 03
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Called my boss earlier & said I won't be returning to work tomorrow because I've got vaginal issues. He said "For fucks sake you're a man". I replied "Yes but you're a twat".
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fred7
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Location: Rugeley, Staffordshire
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I was down the gym this morning when i noticed a hole in my trainer just big enough to get my finger in. anyway, shes now made a formal complaint and im barred for life
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Blade_sri
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Location: Pop
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I was sat in traffic the other day... Nearly got hit by a car
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john_redtop
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Keith mob: A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. As he passes his parent's bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole. He watches for a moment, then continues on down the hallway, saying to himself, "Boy, and she gets mad at me for sucking my thumb"
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john_redtop
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Keith mob: This bloke on Facebook says he knows you and keeps asking me for your number. Look at the link of his pic? Let me know if you know him and then I can forward your number.
http://i.bbstars.com/6qyexl.jpg
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john_redtop
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A girl was granted 2 wishes:
1st she asked 4 bigger (.)(.) They instantly grew to 36DD.
Then she asked 4 a really tight cunt.
She'll probably ring you later!
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john_redtop
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A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either.
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