John
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http://www.aldi.co.uk/uk/html/offers/special_buys3_24579.htm?WT.mc_id=2012-05-11-13-44
Is this big on DW?
Looks like just the sort of thing you need for your car, sonicare works on my teeth, why not a car?
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SetH
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FPMSL @ this : http://www.aldi.co.uk/uk/html/offers/special_buys3_24575.htm
Like that is going to be effective, could generate more orbital motion with my non wanking hand.
ROFL @ this : http://www.aldi.co.uk/uk/html/offers/special_buys3_24581.htm
Give your car a 'show room glow', yes whatever 
Detailing products for slum dwelling organisms with fucking 9 dogs in their council house
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RichR
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nothing wrong with Aldi, Adsa on the other hand.......
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GB123
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10,000 scrubs per minute
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SetH
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Could use it as a prostate massager I guess
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mwg
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Thought people use these for cleaning ovens and hobs
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sc0ott
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I doubt they can generate 10,000 medical uniforms per minute.
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Sunz
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I think we can see from this topic that you need to spend at least about £200 on cleaning products minimum to clean your car.
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SetH
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Not sure if John was baiting but he did bring my attention to what appears to be some epically shit offerings from Aldi.
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Daveskater
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quote: Originally posted by SetH
http://www.aldi.co.uk/uk/html/offers/special_buys3_24575.htm
Used a similar thing at my old job that the manager had bought from Halfords. Covered the van in polish right enough, didn't do much for scratches though 
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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James
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I just use a sponge and Tesco value washing up liquid to clean my car.
Like a boss
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CORSA NUT
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That's cool, protecting your second biggest purchase (usually) in life by wiping grit all over it with salt based washing up liquid it doesn't make you a 'Boss' you just sound like a tit.
Plus you mention it everytime a detailing/cleaning thread comes up.
[Edited on 11-05-2012 by CORSA NUT]
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James
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quote: Originally posted by CORSA NUT
That's cool, protecting your second biggest purchase (usually) in life by wiping grit all over it with salt based washing up liquid it doesn't make you a 'Boss' you just sound like a tit.
Plus you mention it everytime a detailing/cleaning thread comes up.
[Edited on 11-05-2012 by CORSA NUT]
Eh? Firstly, it was a joke. Secondly, I don't think I've ever posted in a detailing thread before in my life?
Now who sounds like a tit....
[Edited on 11-05-2012 by James]
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SetH
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bubble
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Nice.
http://www.aldi.co.uk/uk/html/offers/special_buys3_24551.htm
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Ben G
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that boot tidy thing looks a decent buy for a fiver.
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Sunz
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Their £1.49 wheel cleaner is the Astonish stuff that's like £3.50 !
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CORSA NUT
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quote: Originally posted by James
quote: Originally posted by CORSA NUT
That's cool, protecting your second biggest purchase (usually) in life by wiping grit all over it with salt based washing up liquid it doesn't make you a 'Boss' you just sound like a tit.
Plus you mention it everytime a detailing/cleaning thread comes up.
[Edited on 11-05-2012 by CORSA NUT]
Eh? Firstly, it was a joke. Secondly, I don't think I've ever posted in a detailing thread before in my life?
Now who sounds like a tit....
[Edited on 11-05-2012 by James]
Actually it was that other cumt James C apologies
Seriously though don't use fucking fairy liquid 
[Edited on 11-05-2012 by CORSA NUT]
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jamied
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comes with 2 bonnets
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RichR
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For your common or garden bloke who doesn't profess to being a fully qualified 'detailer' from the university of zymol, can you go wrong with a rotary polisher for under £15- would have made my life easier last weekend and guess what, I don't give two shits about microscopic paint thickness or a swirl mark that is only visible under uv light at an angle of exactly 112 degrees from the bearing of the sun on any given day when at the end of the day, the car is clean, the paint is smooth and not dry and it looks good. In all honesty, I say fuck the expense and lOng live aldi
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Sunz
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SetH
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I bet I can achieve better results by hand in a quicker time than that £15 piece of shit and I am far from a 'pro' detailer.
Your post is just a standard issue generic anti-detailing interwebz haters comment tbh. Fuck all to do with aldi, just another thread for you to chip in your anti detailing comments IMHO.
I don't get why the haterz hate so much. Especially so called car enthusiasts
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IvIarkgraham
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i have used a similar polisher and it is far quicker to do than by hand but the results are poor
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RichR
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I've never made a single anti-detailer post in my life so in all honesty you can stfu with your opinions
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RichR
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I cleaned the missus TT last weekend, I'm fastidious with cleaning, I spent well over 10 hours cleaning it-I'm no detailer but I can appreciate a clean car. I'm all for anything which would make my life easier and what I'm asking is if the ley person in the street used that polisher would it a) make life easier and b) make it quicker to clean a car?
I did a double meguiars 3 stage last weekend so 2 paint restores, 2 polishes and 2 waxes, I was so fuckig fed up of going over and over; my guess is one of these would have made the job twice as quick and had the same final effect
[Edited on 12-05-2012 by LiVe LeE]
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