Danny P
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Registered: 20th Nov 02
Location: Cleckheaton, West Yorkshire
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20 Things the Perfect Woman Would say
1) I'll swallow it all... I love the taste
2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!
4) Shouldn't you be down the pub with your mates?
5) That fart was great! Do another one!
6) I've decided to stop wearing clothes in the house.
7) You're so sexy with a hangover.
8) I'd rather go and play Virtual Fighter than go shopping.
9) Let's start subscribing to Penthouse.
10) Would you like to see a video of me going down on my girl friend?
11) Just for a change can we try anal sex tonight?
12) I really like rugby, can you take me to a game?
13) You'd better drive, you're far safer than I am, and besides everyone knows women can't drive
14) Actually we shouldn't have been given the vote, we're better off in the kitchen.
15) I think a big motorbike is a good idea.
16) I don't care if my bum looks big in this, let's just go and get pissed
17) We haven't gone out with your mates for a while, shall we all go to Hooters?
18) Why can't you let your hair down and have a few vodka chasers with me?
19) I know you're already late for work, but can I gag on it just one more time?
20) Aim where you like, it's really good for my skin.
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Chris@Speedfreex
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Registered: 24th Mar 02
Location: west mids, corsa C20LET
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 in a perfect world.............
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Keeley
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Registered: 30th Aug 02
Location: West Midlands
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quote:
13) You'd better drive, you're far safer than I am, and besides everyone knows women can't drive
14) Actually we shouldn't have been given the vote, we're better off in the kitchen.
u cheeky bastard!!!
i know there r sum bad women drivers but not all r bad. and as for the kitchen if u want sumat 2 eat make it ur god self!!
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AJP
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Registered: 8th Sep 02
Location: Third roof tile on the left
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We can only dream 
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Keeley
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Registered: 30th Aug 02
Location: West Midlands
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well keep on dreamin!
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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mine does. sometimes 
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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nismo are u still with that girl or did yesterday finish it off lol
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Chris@Speedfreex
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Registered: 24th Mar 02
Location: west mids, corsa C20LET
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mine does wen i giv her a bitch slap, and TELL her 2!
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Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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quote:
13) You'd better drive, you're far safer than I am, and besides everyone knows women can't drive
my g/f has the nerve to say she's a better driver than me
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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Originally posted by Steve106GTi
nismo are u still with that girl or did yesterday finish it off lol
nah still with hannah.
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Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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yesterday we were goin down a road and this pillock in a fiesta (note: i already saw him in the mirror) started tryin to overtake me, i was already doin 40 on a 30 road damn it so this pissed me off so i started to accelerate (the road ahead was empty) then my g/f and my mum started screamin "ahhh, there's a car", jesus! then they say i didn't see him...wtf?
not having some little bugger in a fiesta tryin to show off in his rust bucket.
dangerous maybe, but still...i saw him damn it!
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Andy Morley
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Registered: 2nd Apr 02
Location: South Yorkshire
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kenyon
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Registered: 30th Apr 02
Location: wigan, lancs
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Adam_B
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Registered: 13th Dec 00
Location: Lancashire
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny P
14) Actually we shouldn't have been given the vote, we're better off in the kitchen.
That why women have small feet, so they can get closer to the sink dont ya know. 
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SaxyEm
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: TBC .. South Wales at present
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I'm in agreement with 15 and 20
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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LoudandProud
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Registered: 12th Jan 01
Location: Stanway, Essex
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love all of it! Quality!! 
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
yesterday we were goin down a road and this pillock in a fiesta (note: i already saw him in the mirror) started tryin to overtake me, i was already doin 40 on a 30 road damn it so this pissed me off so i started to accelerate (the road ahead was empty) then my g/f and my mum started screamin "ahhh, there's a car", jesus! then they say i didn't see him...wtf?
not having some little bugger in a fiesta tryin to show off in his rust bucket.
dangerous maybe, but still...i saw him damn it!
i get this to
i gave my dad a lift
never again
it was like learing to drive again
incticate earlier slow down
whatch out for that car
GTF i dont do that when hes drivin
maybee i should start doin it piss him off
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jm960326
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Registered: 24th Aug 02
Location: Rob Cheshire
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20 perfect things, sounds just like my mrs!! All match a treat!!
Yeah bull sh1t or what!
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