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ed
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I know it's from The Sun, but

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A MAN caught having sex with a horse told police he was trying to make it pregnant with a "horse-man baby".
Texan Andrew Mendoza confessed he "messed" with his neighbour's horse, after he was stood up by his girlfriend.

The 29-year-old told cops: "I was at my house waiting for my girlfriend to call. I told myself that if she didn't call me I was going to to next door and mess with the neighbour's horse."

After describing in detail his sexual escapade, Mendoza stunned officers in Wharton County, Texas, by claiming he was trying to impregnate the animal.

He said: "I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horse-man baby."
Mendoza later pleaded guilty to public lewdness and criminal trespass and was sentenced to four months in jail.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4778371/man-caught-having-sex-with-horse-was-trying-to-make-it-pregnant.html
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Only in america
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So. Did the horse give birth to a man horse baby?

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Texas ses it all .......
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Was probably a guy horse as well
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Was he going for a centaur
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He showed her.
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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
He showed her.


Doesn't sound like a stable relationship one bit.




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Maybe she was feeling a bit Horse and that's why she didnt show up
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maybe he fancied a burger
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A horse walked into a bar.
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What a stud.
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Popped next door to borrow some shergar
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Popped next door to borrow some shergar


From the Naaaybour?





I'll stop now.....





maybe
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Must of been hungover the next day. Been on the red rum all night
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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
Maybe she was feeling a bit Horse and that's why she didnt show up


More like HE, was feeling a little horse...










































































... with his flipping cock!
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Originally posted by Gary
Only in america


Derby too:

http://www.thisisderbyshire.co.uk/58-year-old-man-enters-plea-counts-sex-horse/story-17427024-detail/story.html
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Sounds like he read this

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/sheep-gives-birth-to-human-faced-lamb/story-e6freuy9-1225819071357
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What a stallion.

 
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