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silvercorsabee
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6th Feb 13 at 01:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Right iv just been lying in bed tryin to do the longest fart i could, i was doing well maybe a bit too well when i felt a really warm sensation around my ring well long story short im trying to scrub a big brown stain out my bedsheet and she aint budging!! Anyone got any ideas!? Wish i had longer finger nails any help appreciated thanks
Aidan-Fleming
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6th Feb 13 at 01:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Haha! Clarty cunt lol
FlaFFy_91
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6th Feb 13 at 21:13   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ahaha CS at its finest!
Gary
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6th Feb 13 at 21:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Do you not own a washing machine?
Gaz
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6th Feb 13 at 21:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i'll bet he doesn't want his mum to find out or try and help him using the washing machine with said shit stained bed sheet.
Beato
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Gaz
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hope this helps: http://bit.ly/Wv47DB
Tomnova16
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6th Feb 13 at 21:33   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Been raped?

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craig-dodd
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is that trainspotting?
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silvercorsabee
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7th Feb 13 at 00:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ok so I waddled off to dunelm mill this morning after waking to the smell of stale shite coming from my shit covered bed that id lay in, after asking behind they desk they recommended the all new 2in1 fart/vomit remover..the fart stain has now faded to a golden light browny colour which I am happy with, itll do for now

 
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