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SVM 286

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Registered: 13th Feb 05
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9th Feb 13 at 21:50

I've never had Chinese tea, although I got gifted a pouch of the stuff at Christmas, not got round to opening it.

Is it nice?

I take it no milk?

Gary

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9th Feb 13 at 22:00

Shite Jim. If it ain't Yorkshire tea then give it a miss

SVM 286

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9th Feb 13 at 22:11

F*CKING. LOVE. YORKSHIRE TEA. End of.

Got all the variants too, standard, decaf, hard water. Even get the biccys when we can but they don't last five minutes

Minty_Fresh

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9th Feb 13 at 22:13

Off topic reply but Indian tea is the one, hooked.

Gary

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9th Feb 13 at 22:17

Jim knows the score

SVM 286

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9th Feb 13 at 22:22

Might have to go and brew me a litre (YES THAT'S RIGHT, A LITRE) of the good stuff

jonnysri

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10th Feb 13 at 01:21

ive had it twice. once just before xmas and last week. took me 3 to 4 days to get rid.

shiting like a buick for 3 days. minimal vommiting and general headaches and sweats.

pow

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10th Feb 13 at 10:31

My colleauge had it a few weeks ago after his missus and 2 young children had it. His email to tell me he wasnt coming in started "this is the house that vom built and i am the cleaner"

SVM 286

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10th Feb 13 at 11:01

Poor sod.

Ben G

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10th Feb 13 at 14:09

i must have an immense immune system as both my mate who i work next to and my supervisor were both off with it, after their families had it.

after writing this, i'm now expecting my arse to fall out in a few hours.

Ben G

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10th Feb 13 at 14:11

quote:
Originally posted by Tommy L
Just not nice when you've got squirty poo coming out and then the need to be sick. Horrible mess.

my mate said this happened to him, but i didn't believe him.

said he was on the toilet shitting then got up to be sick down the toilet and as he puked, he shat on the floor

BeetleGav

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10th Feb 13 at 14:16

Minty_Fresh

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10th Feb 13 at 16:33

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
i must have an immense immune system as both my mate who i work next to and my supervisor were both off with it, after their families had it.

after writing this, i'm now expecting my arse to fall out in a few hours.

Doesn't matter how good your immune system is, your just lucky you havnt come in contact with it.

Shocking virus tbh

SVM 286

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10th Feb 13 at 17:03

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
i'm now expecting my arse to fall out in a few hours.

Why is toilet humour so funny? I'm giggling like a girl now.

SVM 286

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10th Feb 13 at 17:08

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G

quote:
Originally posted by Tommy L
Just not nice when you've got squirty poo coming out and then the need to be sick. Horrible mess.

my mate said this happened to him, but i didn't believe him.

said he was on the toilet shitting then got up to be sick down the toilet and as he puked, he shat on the floor

This is why it pays to have a sink opposite the Kazi, or a bath diagonally from it, or both.

Or just take a bucket in the lav with you.

Dreadful situation to be in. Been there, seen it, done that, bought the beach hat etc. etc.