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taylorboosh

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15th Mar 13 at 20:29

Anyone watching?

Shaving jessie js head now lol

[Edited on 16-03-2013 by taylorboosh]

fir3vip3r

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15th Mar 13 at 20:35

I have high hopes for this thread.

Dave

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15th Mar 13 at 20:48

djgritt

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15th Mar 13 at 20:57

Fail

Bart

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15th Mar 13 at 21:00

its awful.
The UK talent pool doesn't seem to extend beyond One Direction and Clare Balding.

I'd also pledge 2 bullets to Lenny

taylorboosh

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15th Mar 13 at 21:04

Corra wins now tbh, poor chez

Russ

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15th Mar 13 at 21:25

not sure if you went full retard or failed at a joke

Cavey

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15th Mar 13 at 21:28

Christ. If we win the lottery, I have to share with this man

[Edited on 15-03-2013 by Cavey]

Chris

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15th Mar 13 at 22:53

Wonder when Jessie J is selling a new record, cheap way of getting in the papers.

See the goverment is matching 16 Million, so ive done my bit.

3CorsaMeal

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15th Mar 13 at 23:14

Would donate if she was shaving her cunt live on tv. Head is nothing these days.

FAZ

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16th Mar 13 at 00:07

taylorboosh

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16th Mar 13 at 09:11

Not sure whats funny, charity is charity

3CorsaMeal

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16th Mar 13 at 10:31

Its all a con. The mums you see now with the dying babies. Were the babies that were dying 25yrs ago when comic relief started. I mean have we taught them nothing. They doing the same thing 25yrs later. I mean wtf do they do all day apart from sitting around in the dust with the expression of a farm animal on their faces. We aren't fixing their problem we are just funding their breeding. Nothing has changed after all those years and all that money. They do the same thing and make the same mistakes yearafter year. £600 million. Am sure we have afforded a water pump in every town by now.

I just don't get it anymore

Marc

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16th Mar 13 at 10:38

If I was a multi millionaire I'd have no problem donating a large sum of money. As I'm not. I'll do my bit on jeans at work day!

Root

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16th Mar 13 at 10:41

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Its all a con. The mums you see now with the dying babies. Were the babies that were dying 25yrs ago when comic relief started. I mean have we taught them nothing. They doing the same thing 25yrs later. I mean wtf do they do all day apart from sitting around in the dust with the expression of a farm animal on their faces. We aren't fixing their problem we are just funding their breeding. Nothing has changed after all those years and all that money. They do the same thing and make the same mistakes yearafter year. £600 million. Am sure we have afforded a water pump in every town by now.

I just don't get it anymore

well, they pay staff, like most charities. Such as, the truck driver who drives the aid to them, do you think he wants to be paid less than £10 an hour? Most charities have quite a sum swallowed by 'wages'.

So how much did they get this year? about 40mil?

Robin

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16th Mar 13 at 11:09

Watched some of it.

Mrs Brown - not funny
David Brent - not funny
Peter Kaye couch thing - not funny
Vicar of Dibley ten minute build up to one liner - not funny
Masterchef with man in drag - not funny

Got bored after that.

Ben G

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16th Mar 13 at 11:46

I won't donate as all I see on tv now are adverts to save dying fly infested kids who have hiv and endangered tigers just by giving £2 a month.

That would be fine if the people running the charity weren't making large sums of money, which I think it's wrong.

It shouldn't be a business.

Cavey

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16th Mar 13 at 11:49

Kinda agree with 3CM on this one,

We're keeping more and more of them alive when there's not the resources to maintain them, each girl we keep alive goes on to have hundreds of kids which then in turn have hundreds of kids and it all perpetuates itself.

They need educating and contraception, then work on the rest of it all

Gaz

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16th Mar 13 at 12:11

quote:
Originally posted by Cavey

We're keeping more and more of them alive

but isn't this the way hitler's conquest all began?

[Edited on 16-03-2013 by Gaz]

Robin

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16th Mar 13 at 12:21

the problem is, for however long, women in these countries have had 3 kids and invariably 2 have died, which keeps the population under control.

If we give them all the aid they need, when a woman has 3 kids, they all survive, but.... because they've not been educated or provided with contraception, those 3 surviving kids have 3 kids each, who also have 3 kids each because that's how it's always been.

It's a self perpetuating problem, the more aid 'we' give them, the more children survive and then the more aid money they need to keep the system working.

It categorically will not get any better, it's always going to require massive amounts of aid money.

Russ

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16th Mar 13 at 12:33

taylorboosh

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16th Mar 13 at 13:12

Some harsh opinions in here

Twiggy

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16th Mar 13 at 13:44

Rip out the minges i say!

Nath

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16th Mar 13 at 13:53

Rich dickhead celebrities telling me to donate money fucks me off. Bono is worth $500m, stop preaching to me about Africa you cunt.

LeeM

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16th Mar 13 at 14:00

quote:
Originally posted by Chris
See the goverment is matching 16 Million, so ive done my bit.

are you fucking shitting me? the government matches public donations? this sums it up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1QCBF3h_tM

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