tom_simes
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Registered: 12th Jan 05
Location: Undy, Newport Drives: Skoda Octavia vRS estate
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A couple I've come across this morning:
https://www.playstation.com/en-gb/explore/playstation-flow/
http://www.autoblog.com/2015/03/31/mercedes-amg-sprinter63-april-fools-prank/
Also came across this, which is epic:
http://www.bmwblog.com/2015/04/01/world-first-reverse-april-fools-day-joke-sees-old-car-swapped-for-brand-new-50000-bmw/
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3CorsaMeal
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BMW lady is going to look wrong in the car imo, I hate that.
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Neo
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Registered: 20th Feb 07
Location: Essex
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com.google
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DaveyLC
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Registered: 8th Oct 08
Location: Berkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
BMW lady is going to look wrong in the car imo, I hate that.
Quite possibly the most snobby thing I have ever heard on this site 
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIK13JBWs0Y
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
BMW lady is going to look wrong in the car imo, I hate that.
Quite possibly the most snobby thing I have ever heard on this site
Its true though, she won't know how to look after it, footwells will be full of old mcdonalds packaging with chips mashed up into the seat mechanisms. She'll wash it with fairy liquid and no bucket.
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baza31
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Registered: 19th Apr 03
Location: yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Ian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIK13JBWs0Y
That would be awesome. Would save a fortune beer going out on pull. I think it's a great idea and they should do it
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Gary
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Registered: 22nd Nov 06
Location: West Yorkshire
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Originally posted by Neo
com.google
Always like Googles.never too serious or try too hard.
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DaveyLC
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Registered: 8th Oct 08
Location: Berkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
BMW lady is going to look wrong in the car imo, I hate that.
Quite possibly the most snobby thing I have ever heard on this site
Its true though, she won't know how to look after it, footwells will be full of old mcdonalds packaging with chips mashed up into the seat mechanisms. She'll wash it with fairy liquid and no bucket.
Its just a car, who fucking cares.
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
BMW lady is going to look wrong in the car imo, I hate that.
Quite possibly the most snobby thing I have ever heard on this site
Its true though, she won't know how to look after it, footwells will be full of old mcdonalds packaging with chips mashed up into the seat mechanisms. She'll wash it with fairy liquid and no bucket.
She can't even look after herself, let alone a new car.
Check the herpes mark on her upper lip. Probably gave out blowjobs to the salesmen for it.
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3CorsaMeal
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Can see her mate as well in the background. Gone for the olympic athlete on the way to gym look.
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Jambo
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Its true though, she won't know how to look after it, footwells will be full of old mcdonalds packaging with chips mashed up into the seat mechanisms. She'll wash it with fairy liquid and no bucket.
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Steve
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Look at her fucking digusting feet
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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
Look at her fucking digusting feet
That's what got me started 
She will crash it within a week, Can't imagine the BMW dealers reaction when them two turned up on the forecourt stinking of jumble sales.
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SteveoBC
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Registered: 22nd Feb 07
Location: Bucks
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i caught out the electrician at work who came in today
starts mouthing off to his young apprentice that for some reason he doesnt like south africans and can stand their voice "second they open their gob, they sound like idiots"
not trying to blow my own trumpet but im pretty good with accents so decide to mess with him
shout out across the room in my best SA accent "you gotta problem with South Africaans yah brai?! so you saying me and my fmaily sound like idiots, ya!?"
his face, priceless, froze and shat himself "oh sorry mate, didnt know you were SA"
Switch back to normal "HAHA April Fool dickhead!!" his apprentice was pissing himself, whole office laughed, he did not look happy
heard his apprentice ripping it out of him outside when they went back to their van "that'll teach ya for being such a loud mouth haha"
best fun iv had all week!
[Edited on 01-04-2015 by SteveoBC]
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote:
Originally posted by Steve
Look at her fucking digusting feet
That's what got me started
She will crash it within a week, Can't imagine the BMW dealers reaction when them two turned up on the forecourt stinking of jumble sales.
Jumble sales
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taylorboosh
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Registered: 3rd Apr 07
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveoBC
i caught out the electrician at work who came in today
starts mouthing off to his young apprentice that for some reason he doesnt like south africans and can stand their voice "second they open their gob, they sound like idiots"
not trying to blow my own trumpet but im pretty good with accents so decide to mess with him
shout out across the room in my best SA accent "you gotta problem with South Africaans yah brai?! so you saying me and my fmaily sound like idiots, ya!?"
his face, priceless, froze and shat himself "oh sorry mate, didnt know you were SA"
Switch back to normal "HAHA April Fool dickhead!!" his apprentice was pissing himself, whole office laughed, he did not look happy
heard his apprentice ripping it out of him outside when they went back to their van "that'll teach ya for being such a loud mouth haha"
best fun iv had all week!
[Edited on 01-04-2015 by SteveoBC]
Youtube vid of your accent
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N16K
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Registered: 4th Oct 04
Location: Belfast, NI Drives: Corsa D SRi, Tuned Cooper S, B
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveoBC
i caught out the electrician at work who came in today
starts mouthing off to his young apprentice that for some reason he doesnt like south africans and can stand their voice "second they open their gob, they sound like idiots"
not trying to blow my own trumpet but im pretty good with accents so decide to mess with him
shout out across the room in my best SA accent "you gotta problem with South Africaans yah brai?! so you saying me and my fmaily sound like idiots, ya!?"
his face, priceless, froze and shat himself "oh sorry mate, didnt know you were SA"
Switch back to normal "HAHA April Fool dickhead!!" his apprentice was pissing himself, whole office laughed, he did not look happy
heard his apprentice ripping it out of him outside when they went back to their van "that'll teach ya for being such a loud mouth haha"
best fun iv had all week!
[Edited on 01-04-2015 by SteveoBC]
yah get dose ma skillz from Die Antwoord boi
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