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Author Not having a poo for a day
IvIarkgraham
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Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
I usually have to go because I travel over 3 hours.
Ben just has to get up out his arm chair


I've actually watched 3 matches at Wembley. Far bigger and better than anything you scouse twats could manage.


Im not scouse
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
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Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
I usually have to go because I travel over 3 hours.
Ben just has to get up out his arm chair


I've actually watched 3 matches at Wembley. Far bigger and better than anything you scouse twats could manage.




How many youv seen at upton park is the true measure of a real fan...
Ben G
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I haven't been since I moved out. Don't like the area at all now. Also have issue's with being bundled together like cattle for the tube queue.

[Edited on 13-07-2015 by Ben G]
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Scared incase someone stands too close to you and gets sweat on them?
Ben G
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Scared incase I have to stand near Northerners and catch their northern diseases.
Marc
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Oi fuck you Ben yeah
taylorboosh
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Youve probably already got them all - i gave them to your lass long ago
Ben G
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Just been after 4 days!!!! Farts were proper stinking for last few days
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4 days?! Fucking hell. I'd be going to the doctor if I hadn't had a shit in 4 days!

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taylorboosh
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Sign of cancer
Ian W
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4 days
Ben G
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As I said, bloke in work didn't go for 5 days, went doctor, diagnosed cancer.

Either that or your turd turned sideways and couldn't escape.
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It was the last time he went to the toilet before his house was burnt down i heard

[Edited on 14-07-2015 by Jason x]
Ben G
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Was that before or after johnny crashed a black M5 into the front room?
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Not going for days on end is fine



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Ian
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
whilst we're both holding our cocks.


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Generation
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Just putting it down to eating different. Problem doesn't exist if you ignore it anyway
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Baffles me how you could hold it that long, after 4 days I'd have loaded 17,000 calories up.. my body would explode
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Ok we get it, you go to the gym and it loads of food, hooray for you!
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How many bags of crisps can you eat in one sitting?
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Possibly a multipack, depends what crisps though
Marc
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Jason goes to the gym?
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Good selection of crisps in the vending machine there
Marc
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Ever got your hand stuck in one because you were trying to get a jolly rancher?

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