Pablo
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> > >
> > > > David Beckham runs in early from training one afternoon and
> > dashes
> > > to the
> > > > bedroom to find Posh spread out on the bed naked, puffing and
> > panting.
> > >
> > > >
> > > > Becks asks her suspiciously "What are you doing?"
> > > >
> > > > Posh stutters a reply "I'm - er, er.... I'm having a heart attack"
> > > >
> > > > "Oh no" he cries in despair. "I'll call an ambulance". He runs
> > > downstairs,
> > > > picks up the phone and begins dialling 999. However, he is stopped
> > in
> > > his
> > > > tracks by a tearful Brooklyn.
> > > >
> > > > "What's the matter, son?" asks Becks.
> > > >
> > > > "Uncle Giggsy is in the wardrobe with no clothes on, daddy" sniffles
> > > > Brooklyn.
> > > >
> > > > Infuriated by this, Beckham runs upstairs and kicks down the
> > wardrobe
> > > > door.
> > > > Sure enough, the carpet-chested Welshman is stood there, starkers.
> > > >
> > > > "You w*nker Giggsy" screams Becks.
> > > >
> > > > "My wife is right over there having a bloody heart attack, and
> > you're
> > > > running around naked scaring the sh*t out of Brooklyn."'
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