jm960326
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Registered: 24th Aug 02
Location: Rob Cheshire
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"My dog Minton keeps eating all my shuttlecocks."
"Bad Minton!"
Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs .
One man turns to the other and says "Morning"
The other man replies "No, just walking the dog...
Q: Why should you never buy Russian underpants?
A: Chernobyl fallout
Q: "What do you call a pig with three eyes?"
A: "Piiig!"
Q: What have David Beckham and Des O'Connor got in common?
A: They're both fucking awful singers.
Q: What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
A: Justice Fingers.
Stevie Wonder gets a cheese grater for Christmas.
Mate calls to ask if he liked it.
Stevie says, "Man, that was the most violent book I ever read."
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scotty19
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Registered: 2nd Jan 03
Location: Warrington
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Little girls sees to dogs shagging, she says "mummy what are those dogs doing?" Mum replies "baking cakes love". Next day the little girl says to her mum " I saw you and dad baking cakes last night" , "how did you know?" says mum , "Cos i licked the icing off the sofa".
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Ben
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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u get them jokes out of a cracker as they r CRAP!!!
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