leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
User status: Offline
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A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high
school.
Unfortunately he still has to share a room with his
younger brother, who is only 9 years old.
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for
a little fun.
They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his
little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so
he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping
below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce"
if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new
position. "Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!! Tomato!!!"
She screams. "Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT
OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant!"
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you
guys stop making sandwiches up there!
You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!"
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