Adam
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Registered: 1st May 01
Location: Hurstbourne Tarrant
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It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now
nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different
sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research they are
proud to present, to the LOV group, the results.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.......... 12 Calories
Without her consent........ 187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.............. 8 Calories
With one hand.............. 12 Calories
With your teeth............. 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A PRESERVATIVE:
With an erection............ 6 Calories
Without an erection....... 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris...... 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot...... 92 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary................... 12 Calories
69 lying down............... 78 Calories
69 standing up.............. 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow................. 216 Calories
Doggy Style................ 326 Calories
Italian chandelier............. 912 Calories
ORGASMING:
Real........................ 112 Calories
False...................... 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging............ 18 Calories
Getting up immediately....... 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...........816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years old................... 36 Calories
30-39 years.....................80 Calories
40-49 years................... 124 Calories
50-59 years................... 972 Calories
60-69 years................ 2916 Calories
70 and over...... Results are still pending
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly..................... 32 Calories
In a hurry...................... 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories
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willay
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Organiser: South East, National Events
Premium Member
Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
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ORGASMING:
Real........................ 112 Calories
False...................... 315 Calories
and
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly..................... 32 Calories
In a hurry...................... 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories
is golden 
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