Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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These are actual excuse notes from parents (including original
spellings) collected by Nisheeth Parekh, University of Texas
Medical Branch, Galveston
My son is under a doctors care and should not take P.E. today.
Please execute him.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had
her shot.
Dear School Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,
30, 31, 32, and also 33.
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he
fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his
face.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.
He was hurt in the growing part.
Megan could not come to school today because she has been
bothered by very close veins.
Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose
vowels.
Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had
(diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the sh*ts. [words in the ( )'s
were crossed out]
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Rob H
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Registered: 28th Oct 00
Location: Staffordshire Drives: Astra SRi
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quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had
(diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the sh*ts. [words in the ( )'s
were crossed out]
I recon at least half of them were written by their mates  
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Ben
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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yeh lol ,used to write notes all time for mine .!cought baza31 cough
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Keeley
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Registered: 30th Aug 02
Location: West Midlands
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how about the typical faintin excuse lol my m8 ended up in hospital after doin this thing that made her faint
and there was another which made ppl think you were havin an asthma attack.
the typical im on a period excuse for the girls.
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he
fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
Sounds like something my mum would write!
Ahh..you've got a broken leg, you'll be fine in a couple of days
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