cheeky c
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Registered: 27th Jul 01
Location: Somerset
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Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her
acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man
about her childhood illness.
She informed Jim that she suffered a disease
that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year
old.
He stated that it was OK because he loved her
so much. However, Jim felt this was also the time for
him to open up and admit that he also had a
deformity too.
Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said...."I too
have a problem. My penis is the same size as an
infant and I hope you could deal with that once
we are married.
She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to
live with your infant size penis."
Sandy and Jim got married and they could not
wait for the Honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to
their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one
another...
As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants, she
began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after
her to find out what was wrong.
She said, "You told me your penis was the size
of an infant!"
"Yes it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches
long!!"
i am still abit hung over...
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