Jason Iles
Member
Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
User status: Offline
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THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER
8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday.
8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants, open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner.
9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer.
10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.
12.45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notice she has gained 17kg.
1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
3.00 Nap.
4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer.
4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle
hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror.
7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers.
10.00 Hot shower (alone).
10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen).
11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.
THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM
6.00 Alarm.
6.15 Blow job.
6.30 Massive satisfying shit while reading the sports section.
7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked buxom wench who bends over a lot.
7.30 Limo arrives
7.45 Several whiskys en-route to airport.
9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet.
9.30 Limo to Belfry Golf Club (blow job en-route).
9.45 Play front nine - 2 under
11.45 Lunch - Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon.
12.15 Blow job
12.30 Play back nine (of golf course) - 4 under.
2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several whiskys and a blow job en-route).
2.30 Fly to Scotland.
3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot.
4.30 Land world record salmon (62lbs) - on light tackle.
5.00 Fly home, massage by naked masseuse (bending over...naturally).
6.45 Shit, Shower and Shave.
7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marijuana and porn legalized.
7.30 Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice-cream served on a big pair of tits.
9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch match of the day; Manchester United beaten by Carlisle 5 - 0.
9.30 Sex, including anal, with three women (all with lesbian tendencies... some bending over).
11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale.
11.30 A night cap blow-job.
11.45 In bed - alone.
11.50 A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
HEAVEN!
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