Patrick
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Registered: 25th Apr 02
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What a complete load of bollocks!
quote: One for the girls...
One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large
raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how
to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to
cross this river." Poof!
God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, "Please God,give me
the, strength. And the tools to cross this river."
Poof!
God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an
hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying "Please God, give me the strength and the tools-and the intelligence-to cross this river."
And Poof!
God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple
of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.
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Ben
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
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thats just shit!
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AndyW
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Registered: 28th Oct 02
Location: Greater London
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thats crap
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paul_spurrell
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Registered: 14th Sep 01
Location: Bath Avon
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i may laugh in a minute
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Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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I didn't even find that remotely comical.
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OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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I've heard that before but it was for 3 women and the 3rd women turned into a man and he crossed the bridge!
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Gambit
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Registered: 5th Jun 00
Location: Common Sense HQ
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i would just like to highlight the first line of this joke.....
One for the girls......
no wonder your scared to ask them for a lend of 7p
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OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
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I've heard that before but it was for 3 women and the 3rd women turned into a man and he crossed the bridge!
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Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
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Patrick is a girl.
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