Tiger
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> A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner. This is
to
> be
> > > her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all
sit
> > > down
> > > > and begin eating a fine meal.
> > > > The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her
> > > nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost
making
> > > her
> > > > eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve
herself
> a
> > > bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the
> table
> > > heard the pouf. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her
> > > boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at
the
> > > woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".
> > > > The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her
> > > face.
> > > > A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
> > > This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer
> fart
> > > > rip.
> > > > The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!"
> > > > Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few minutes later
> the
> > > woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think
about
> > > it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
> > > > Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
> > > "Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!"
Sorry bout the arrows and shit - it came from an email.
Ben_
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