Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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> Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
> their faces.
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> The coroner calls the police to tell them his results after the
> examination.
>
> "First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to
> his girlfriend.
>
> Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the Coroner.
>
> "Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent
> it all on whisky.
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> Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
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> The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
> "Ah," says the coroner," this ... is the most unusual one.
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> Paddy from Belfast, 30, struck by lightning."
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> "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
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> "Thought he was having his picture taken."
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