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Shelly
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A guy in a mask bursts into a sp*rm bank with a shotgun
"Open the f***ing safe" he yells at the girl behind the counter.
"But we're not a real bank" she replies. "We don't have any money;this is a sp*rm bank".
"Don't argue!.....Open the f***ing safe or I'll blow your head off!"
She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says,
"Take out one of the bottles and drink it".
"But it's full of sp*rm!" she replies nervously.
"Don't argue just drink it" he says.
She takes the cap off and gulps it down."Take out another one and drink it too" he demands.
She takes out another and drinks it as well.
Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and, to the girl's amazement, it's
her husband. "Not that f***ing difficult, is it?"
Stuckey
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Stuckey
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seems i am the only one to find it funny
si_reading
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Paul
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Icy
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heard it b4
Richie
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heard it on chubby brown was brill
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Shelly
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sorry icy and austin
SetH
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LMAO
S1MON
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M4tt
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heard it b4 though.

[Edited on 13-08-2003 by M4tt]
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LMAO!
Icy
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think i read it in fhm
get loads jokes like that on the site
Jason Iles
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women take note
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