Jason Iles
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Little Johnny is playing in the street one day when this stranger pulls up in his car. The stranger says "Psssssst! Hey kid!"
"Yeah?" replies Johnny. And the stranger says, "Kid, I'll give a piece of candy to come in my car." Little Johnny replies,
"Give me the whole damn bag and I'll come in your mouth!"
[Edited on 14-08-2003 by J 11ESY]
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Jason Iles
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Location: Bristol
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None.", replied Johnny "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."
Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third sucking the cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking."
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2nd 1 is wkd