Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said,
> >"You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner."
> >
> >A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You
> >b*stard!"
> >
> >The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating
> >your daughter to death with a spanner."
> >
> >Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out,
> >"You f***ing b*stard!!!"
> >
> >The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the
> >courtroom, and said, "Paddy, I can understand your anger and
> >frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these
> >outbursts
> >from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the
> >problem?"
> >
> >Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded,
> >"For fifteen years I lived next door to that b*stard. And
> >every time I asked to borrow a f***ing spanner, he said he didn't have
> >one!"
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
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Oh dear 
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sxi boy
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Chris@Speedfreex
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Registered: 24th Mar 02
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Corsa Sport Gav
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Registered: 12th Feb 03
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Rob R
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Registered: 31st May 03
Location: Kent
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ROFL
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PainZ
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Registered: 28th Jun 02
Location: Camberley, Surrey - Drives a Black Vectra VXR Esta
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LOL
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M4tt
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Registered: 18th Apr 03
Location: Potters Bar
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heard it b4 but with a hammer 
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