Romford Astra
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Registered: 13th Aug 01
Location: Romford, Essex Drives:Honda S2000
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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him
for 10 million bucks. This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the Godfather
brings along his "attorney," who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper, "Where is the 10 million bucks
you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the
money is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back, "I don't know what you are talking
about."
The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what
you're
talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the
bookkeeper's temple, cocks it and says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling, "He'll kill you for sure if
you
don't tell him!
The bookkeeper signs back, "OK! You win! The $10 million is in a
brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in
Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the
trigger!!!"
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kenny2many
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: fife nr dunfermline
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what about the guy that went to a fancy dress party in his pants?
the women answered the door and said "are u aware this is a fancy dress party?"
the guy said "yes i have come dressed up, Ive come an a premature ejaculation!"
the woman replies "premature ejaculation? how do u work that one out?"
and the guy says "well ive just come in my pants!"
lol classic!
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