Patrick
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Registered: 25th Apr 02
Location: SE London
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> BLACK PANTIES
> Sherry lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out
> of her mourning stage. Her daughter constantly urges her to get back into
> the dating world. Finally, Sherry says she'll go out, but doesn't know
> anyone. Her daughter immediately replies,"Mama! I have someone for you to
> meet." Well, it's an immediate hit. They really like one another and after
> dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the
> mountains. Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she
> stands nude except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his birthday
> suit. looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties?"
> She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but
> down there I am still in mourning." Now he knows he's not getting lucky
> that night.
> The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with the black
> panties on, and he is in his birthday suit...except that he has a black
> condom over his erection. She looks at him and asks, "What's with
> the...uh...black condom?" He replies, "I want to offer my deepest
> condolences.
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