Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health in Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the findings, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked
excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive,
failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to apologise
when wrong.
No further testing is planned
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Mattb
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Registered: 2nd Feb 03
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However some theories suggest..
That beer and other alcoholic beverages alike are actually good for you...
Beer is seen to be very similar to predetors on the african plains, and your brain cells much like wilderbeast. Now on the african plains, predetors like tigers, target the weaker, slower members of the wilderbeast herd, inevitably allowing the herd to move quicker across the plain, due to lack of weak members.
Beer works in exactly the same way, targeting poor brain cells aloowing your brain to work faster and more efficiently.....
Happy Drinking
[Edited on 07-10-2003 by Mattb]
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