Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in
search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box
full of frogs. The sign says: S*x Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back
Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man
packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully."
The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as
she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions
and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very s*xy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise,
nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point.
She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says,
"If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."
So, the girl calls the pet store. The man says, "I had some complaints
earlier today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes, the man is
ringing her doorbell.
The girl welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according
to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there." The man, looking
very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly
says:
"Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
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Sam
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LMAO!  
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Mo
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Shelly
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perv
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sxibeast
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Registered: 6th Aug 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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what did lepor (spelling) say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip! 
P.S....im bored
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Pablo
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Thats mazin
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leeshez
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Funny
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charcoalgrill
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Registered: 23rd Oct 02
Location: Bristol
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hehe, i remember this joke froma holiday, i went out on got mashed and this guy was telling that joke, the only thing i remember about the holiday.
plus u forgot the frogs go WASSSSSUUUUUUUUP
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