Richie
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Registered: 3rd Dec 02
Location: Newport, Wales
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Medical Definitions
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Artery: The study of paintings.
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section: .A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan: Searching for kitty.
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
Colic: A sheep dog.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
D & C: Where Washington is.
Dilate: To live long.
Enema: Not a friend.
Eyedropper (i'-drop-ur): A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Fester: Quicker than someone else.
Fibula: A small lie.
Genital: Non-Jewish person.
G. I. Series: World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.
Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.
Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day.
Node: Was aware of.
Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear: A fatherhood test.
Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative: A letter carrier.
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
Rectum: Darn near killed him.
Secretion: Hiding something.
Seizure: Roman emperor.
Tablet: A small table.
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor: More than one.
Urine: Opposite of you're out.
Varicose: Nearby, close by.
Vein: Conceited
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kerzo
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Norn Iron
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Munchie
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Registered: 17th Jul 01
Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
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ill send that to me lectures now lol
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Richie
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Registered: 3rd Dec 02
Location: Newport, Wales
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munch check out venom's post in off day
[Edited on 15-10-2003 by AustinPXX]
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groom
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Registered: 19th Apr 03
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Munchie
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Registered: 17th Jul 01
Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
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YESH!!!!!!!!!!!! DDREEEEEAMMMMSS!!!!!!
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corb
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Registered: 24th Apr 02
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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thats quite funny!
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