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chris_uk
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27th Nov 03 at 17:38   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i need a crap!

should i go to the works toilet or wait till i go home???
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Home definately, theres nothing better then takin a dump in the privacy of your own home!
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definetly wait till ya get home
Demo
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works toilet cos it dont matter how much of a mess you make or if you block it
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well put it this way.. if its the works toilet then lets of paper is going down b4 the deed.. so no1 hears a splash!
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quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
well put it this way.. if its the works toilet then lets of paper is going down b4 the deed.. so no1 hears a splash!


i do that too
chris_uk
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funny that.. i thought i was the only one!
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I do it as well... an paper round the seat
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wat a topic!!!


i may have to go now!!! turtle head is popping out!
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an paper round the seat


What?? Just like shit-break did on american pie 1 after they gave him the laxatives??
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quote:
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i may have to go now!!! turtle head is popping out!


Prarie-dogging were we chris
chris_uk
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there we go....
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Home definately, theres nothing better then takin a dump in the privacy of your own home!

Yeah but at work your gettin paid for having a shit. It's also good way of getting out of work for 10 minutes.
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quote:
Originally posted by Stuckey
quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
well put it this way.. if its the works toilet then lets of paper is going down b4 the deed.. so no1 hears a splash!


i do that too


me too
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i cant take a crap in any other toilet than my own and my misses house, it took me about 4months to be able to do a turd in my miises house! only in extreme emergancies will i use a strange toilet to poo in!
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hehe broster I was kinda the same - basically I don't like to think others can here me having a shit - and I don't like to be under pressure to have a shit i.e. other people outside waiting for the toilet!

But at reading festival I had a well bad stomach and I fucking walked at a fast pace for 40 minutes from reading festival all the way to the oracle toilets (nicer ones) just to take a shit...

I then started heading back and then felt I needed the toilet again, (really bad stomach) - and so turned back round but knew there was a v.long queue at the oracle (there were long one's everywhere!) - and saw KFC ... went upstairs and wehay no queue - went in and shit. no toilet paper... so I went out of the toilet and nicked about 100 KFC napkins

got back to reading and it was only another couple of hours before I needed it again - but couldn't wait for 40 mins, and had to go in the 'on site toilets' that were RANK! - the smell was sickening - but I prefered to use them than shit myself!

At least now I'm cured from a fear of taking a shit in public places - though I try not to unless I really need it.
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i can't shit n e where but my own throne....

last week i even came home in my lunch hour for a crap - 25-30 mins each way, so it was a tight squeeze.
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u lot are mad, toilet's a toilet
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i shit anywhere although those portaloo's are scary as fuck!!!
Marc
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who else lines the seat?
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in the states the public restrooms provide you with ready made paper ass gaskets so you aint gotta fuck about with the bog roll to line the seat
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Will line the seat depending on the state of the toilets

Gottas be paper down first so no noise and dun push too hard or you'll do a massive fart
Natalie
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This thread is making me feel the need for a poo
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