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Author Office Pranks
Danny P
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Registered: 20th Nov 02
Location: Cleckheaton, West Yorkshire
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   4th Dec 03 at 13:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just done the Old sellotape over the mouse ball to the new lad next to me hilst he was out for lunch! Hes just come back and tried to move about on his mouse without any response from the cursor, hes getting so pissed off


Anyone else got any good ones??
SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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4th Dec 03 at 13:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yeah, while they aint looking staple their hand to the desk.. Always a good laff
Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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4th Dec 03 at 13:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


turn all setting's on the monitor right down
Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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4th Dec 03 at 13:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
unplug keybaord
Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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4th Dec 03 at 13:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
drawing pins on someones seat.
SKI
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Registered: 11th Sep 03
Location: Driffield
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4th Dec 03 at 13:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
clear plastic sheet over the loos or flase virus warning programs whenever they hit s then t keys or in college making a program which scrolled through 50 porn pics before you could get anywhere and that was on the network for everyone and had to call people in to get rid off it
SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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4th Dec 03 at 13:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
masterbate into his chicken mayonaise sandwichs
Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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4th Dec 03 at 13:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by snowy
Yeah, while they aint looking staple their hand to the desk.. Always a good laff


FPMSL
SKI
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Registered: 11th Sep 03
Location: Driffield
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4th Dec 03 at 13:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lmfao
SKI
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Registered: 11th Sep 03
Location: Driffield
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4th Dec 03 at 13:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
welding the metal fire exits close and setting the alarm off...got such a bollocking for that
pretending i got promoted and ordering everyone about and telling them to make me coffee until the boss came in, in the afternoon and wondered what everyone was off on about
Ty_Harris
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Registered: 29th Sep 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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4th Dec 03 at 13:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
unplug mouse and keyboard and swap them round.. we have computer engineers here who didn't even think of changing them back round!
Danny P
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Registered: 20th Nov 02
Location: Cleckheaton, West Yorkshire
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4th Dec 03 at 13:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pmsl

hes looking round the back of his pc and stuff, just asked me if he should phone systems to tell them his pc int working

I dont have the heart to tell him
SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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4th Dec 03 at 13:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
rofl
Ty_Harris
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Registered: 29th Sep 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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4th Dec 03 at 13:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Remote accessing someones PC while there away from their desk and sending out Group E-mails to everyone in the building about joining his gay leo dicaprio club and having a drink with him to discuss... ROFL!! was too funny!
Danny P
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Registered: 20th Nov 02
Location: Cleckheaton, West Yorkshire
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4th Dec 03 at 13:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Im bored, so gunna think up a few more, i'll keep you posted how i get on
Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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4th Dec 03 at 13:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ive just set up the mouse tape one (1st post)
SKI
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Registered: 11th Sep 03
Location: Driffield
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4th Dec 03 at 13:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
unplug his mointor, always a classic
Ty_Harris
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Registered: 29th Sep 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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4th Dec 03 at 13:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
turning off their montior seems to be enough for the doughnuts in my office
Ty_Harris
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Registered: 29th Sep 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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4th Dec 03 at 13:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
Ive just set up the mouse tape one (1st post)


Were not allowed sticky tape
Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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4th Dec 03 at 13:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Swap the keys around on the keyboard
Danny P
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Registered: 20th Nov 02
Location: Cleckheaton, West Yorkshire
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4th Dec 03 at 14:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My boss has just gone for a can of pop, he always drinks it out of a plastic cup, im gunna prick small holes in the top of it so when he drinks it, it will all spilt out like a fountain


(Hope he dunt buy Lucozade, hes wearing a white shirt)
Ty_Harris
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Registered: 29th Sep 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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4th Dec 03 at 14:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
- too too funny... please have a camera phone for this!!
Danny P
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Registered: 20th Nov 02
Location: Cleckheaton, West Yorkshire
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4th Dec 03 at 14:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMFAO


Just went to take a drink, coke all down his shirt
Half Pint
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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4th Dec 03 at 14:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You've got to do the sellotape over the mic on the phone, nobody can hear them it's so funny !!!
Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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4th Dec 03 at 14:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
if they have an Optical mouse but a post-it note on the bottom

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