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Tracey
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why do we have jabs - cant they invent it in a pill form

Africa next month

Doctors @ 50 for my Jabs

why why why cant they produce it in a pill form or something

ok- i know it has to be put into your blood- but alcohol gets into your blood and thats through drinking-
so - why cant if be produced like a cough mixture-

why oh why oh why does it have to be with a needle
OFcorsa
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No because taking it in pill form can sumtimes mean that the antibiotics we need get filtered out throught he kidneys/stomach. by taking it as a jb it bypasses the kidneys/liver and goes straight to the blood stream. vibs will be able to give you more info
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Yes that is exactly the reason.

Do you get your jabs in the anus?
OFcorsa
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only for protein injections.
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when i went to turkey bout 8 years ago i had 8 jabs in one go, i could of been ran over by a train and i woudnt of felt a thing i was that high
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I would like to jab you tracey with my meat stick.
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how comes ur going to africa trace?
Tracey
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going to Gambia 23rd january
with my mate Lisa
beach in Winter
yeah baby
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Make sure there are no lions on the beach! and mercenaries with AK47's
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quote:
Originally posted by Tasty_Tracey
going to Gambia 23rd january
with my mate Lisa
beach in Winter
yeah baby


nice n warm while we're freezing can i come
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Tracey the Zulu warrior, when you land you get given a spear, this is how you eat and 3 leaves , this is how you dress.
Tracey
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gonna try and bring back a Zulu Slave Boy
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^^^^PMSL!
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sorry that was meant for nismo
Tracey
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three leaves-
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You won't be coming back.

You will be stolen and never returned.
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quote:
Originally posted by Tasty_Tracey
three leaves-


to make a hat from
Tracey
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quote:
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You won't be coming back.

You will be stolen and never returned.



nah- no one would wanna steal me

but- i do fancy bringing home a spear
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quote:
Originally posted by Tasty_Tracey
why do we have jabs - cant they invent it in a pill form

Africa next month

Doctors @ 50 for my Jabs

why why why cant they produce it in a pill form or something

ok- i know it has to be put into your blood- but alcohol gets into your blood and thats through drinking-
so - why cant if be produced like a cough mixture-

why oh why oh why does it have to be with a needle



alcohol is not broken down by the gastric jucies. you get polo vaccine in a droplet under the tongue. vaccines are either dead cells, live attenuated cells, or protein components. these tend not to work well with acid
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quote:
Originally posted by Rachel H
Yes that is exactly the reason.

Do you get your jabs in the anus?



no you get jabs in the buttocks. some jabs have to be intra muscular e.g BCG, others like tetnus can be put into your arm, into your thigh or your buttocks
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what are you getting

Diptheria, Hepatitis A, Hepatitis B, , Malaria, Typhoid, Yellow Fever
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Those jabs are not gonna be any use, you will be needing a flak jacket in Gambia!! Also camoflauge may be useful.
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and she will need the zulu's from Jamanji to protect her.
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And that big gorilla 'Amy' from Congo to keep an eye out at night time.
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
and she will need the zulu's from Jamanji to protect her.



Hmmm.. where can one get their hands on such a thing

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