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Mikeboy

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23rd Dec 03 at 23:16

I'll start.

Mr Hallowell, aka Toast Head. (had a 'long' head, with the whole back of it covered in coarse black hair, which was cut really flat, like a slice of toast)

Mrs Miller, aka Mushroom Miller (she was a dwarf)

Mrs Frisby , aka Mountain Goat (had a triangular head and a fair bit of stubble and whiskers on her chin and jaw line)

No real offence to anyone, dont take it too seriously !

Spence

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Registered: 13th Jan 03
Location: Bristol UK
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23rd Dec 03 at 23:21

not from my school but she came ova 2 do our lessons in 6th form

miss cheesebrough - aka miss cheesebreath or cheeseburger

scoob

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Registered: 16th Oct 03
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23rd Dec 03 at 23:25

c u n t mr rogers to violent likes spanking boys

[Edited on 23-12-2003 by scoob]

PaulW

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Registered: 26th Jan 03
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23rd Dec 03 at 23:30

Mr Rowland a.k.a. Itchy Balls - were all sure he had crabs, he always scratched his crotch while sat at his desk or writing on the board

Mr Rowle a.k.a. Boggy Brown - we pushed him in a real shit-heap of a bog while we were out doing science

Mr Floyyd a.k.a. Farmer Jack. He always stank like whiskey & was from Bristol

Foz

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Location: Bristol
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23rd Dec 03 at 23:46

fair play i stink of larger rite now - pish head MWahhaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaa

Marc

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Location: York
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23rd Dec 03 at 23:52

Used to call music teacher Ferret because he had a kind of blond steak down his hair like a ferret was sat on him!

R Lee

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24th Dec 03 at 00:24

mr johnson = jesus johnson (had a long beard)
mr armistead = mr armpithead (was PE teacher, built like a brick shithouse)
miss bird = miss bird (very very very tasty)

Nath

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24th Dec 03 at 00:54

paul sedgefield = sedge
pete latter = toad

probably loads more, just cant remember.

Stuckey

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Registered: 5th Jun 02
Location: Plumstead, Greater London
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24th Dec 03 at 00:57

mrs holcroft - mrs hovercraft, cos if the name duh!

mr osbourne - mr frogs spawn

MikeE

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Registered: 7th Mar 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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24th Dec 03 at 01:01

quote:
Originally posted by Nath
paul sedgefield = sedge
pete latter = toad

probably loads more, just cant remember.

I remember pete latter

wish i had known him as toad

K17STY

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Registered: 13th Dec 02
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24th Dec 03 at 01:10

Mr Finlay Music teacher - Fairy Finlay he was sooooo ghey

Nath

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24th Dec 03 at 01:12

quote:
Originally posted by MikeE

quote:
Originally posted by Nath
paul sedgefield = sedge
pete latter = toad

probably loads more, just cant remember.

I remember pete latter wish i had known him as toad

did you go to stantonbury then? he was my tutor for 4 years

MikeE

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Registered: 7th Mar 03
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24th Dec 03 at 01:13

Yeah Nath i left this summer just gone

Nath

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24th Dec 03 at 01:17

ah i see, i left after 6th form nearly 2 1/2 years ago.

MikeE

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24th Dec 03 at 01:27

Yeah

Icy

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24th Dec 03 at 01:32

at college mr mcvitie - biscuit boy
mrs huxtable - deathbreath
mrs bishop - pegleg

IntaCepta

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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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24th Dec 03 at 02:19

mr shibini - mr shaboldi (he was bold, and suspected he polished his head)

Forgot His Name - Mr Leaky, his tits were leaking in seminar, which caused a small group of us to break into a laughin fit!

Forgot her name - Mrs Squeky, she gave everyone a headache after lectures with her squeky voice.

Dunno his name - Where's Wally? looks just like him.

Michal Cheng - Eric (emotion eric's long lost identical twin brother)

roger - Don, cos of his maffia like photoshot on his website.

have loads more, but can't think of em now

CraigyG

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Registered: 20th Oct 02
Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne
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24th Dec 03 at 03:12

Mr Able AKA HoneyMonster cos he looked like him

Mrs Pickering - AKA Mrs Pick-Her-Nosie

Mrs Clark AKA Rurdolf (spellin) cos she had a red nose all year round

modded_corsa

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Registered: 9th May 03
Location: Middlesbrough
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24th Dec 03 at 07:23

mrs gaine - aka 2foot 4foot

wen she walked one side would lean over coz she had a shorter leg on one side

OFcorsa

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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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24th Dec 03 at 07:55

Mr Goldsmith - Mr bold fish

Mr Gordon - Flash (as in flash gordon)

Mrs Marstone- Mrs Marshon

Foz

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24th Dec 03 at 10:34

Mr Salmon - Fish Head - Mr Fish - Fish Man etc lol

J da Silva

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24th Dec 03 at 10:48

Wickersley Comp School

science teacher mr clay= gayboy, always a rumour that he was a puff and various other incidents backed this up

Mr Illiffe- Stickman he was proper skinny and looked about 9years old

Mr Wright-Body Odour, he stunk

Mr Braithwaite-Captain America, came to school in a captain america suit for the last day of school before christmas in y9

Tracey

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24th Dec 03 at 10:52

quote:
Originally posted by MikeE

quote:
Originally posted by Nath
paul sedgefield = sedge
pete latter = toad

probably loads more, just cant remember.

I remember pete latter wish i had known him as toad

i had pete latter too
i didnt know him as toad either

MikeE

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Registered: 7th Mar 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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24th Dec 03 at 12:24

Stantonbury was wicked

Gaz

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Registered: 24th Aug 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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24th Dec 03 at 14:01

mrs jackson - wacko jacko

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