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Drew
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28th Dec 03 at 01:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
so fking annoying

shes got a 1.2 16v clio and tried to race everything

like vts's and zetecs etc, them moans when they fly past

also races cars that aint even racing, and gets all excited when she 'beats them'

message to my lass *ya got a 1.2 16v for fuck sake, there is no point racing things*

any1 elses lass anything like this?

she also does that very annoying 'drive with nose nearly touching the windowscreen' ya know like most lasses do
Ally
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Cavey
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not my lass. But my ex, she races everything and always tells me about her stories even though i quite obviously don't give a crap
StuartVRS
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28th Dec 03 at 01:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yeah, my missus is terrible, but then again we do have a pretty fast car so it is slightly different
PaulW
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my ex used to egg me on to try race stuff & then complain I was going too fast
Drew
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28th Dec 03 at 01:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yeah true - if she had a fast car i wouldnt mind so much
StuartVRS
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she keeps turning round to me and saying 'Do ya think i could beat that?' and even when i say no she still goes for it anyway and gets pissed off with the fact she cant keep up WOrst one was yesterday sitting behind a pagani Zonda thinking she could try and keep up so i could get a photo of it on me camera phone. It didnt work, obviously.
Drew
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28th Dec 03 at 01:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pmsl at racing a zonda

reminds me of the day with this (me driving)




tonite on way home, on motorway, car goes to overtake, she puts foot down up to 90 and not let them past, so they pull in, try to over take again, she does same, so car pulls in again, and puts main beam on - so she starts calling them probs just a family on there way home from somewhere

PaulW
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i was toying once down the M6 with a corsa full of young women, i'd let them overtake me & then i'd overtake them, then they'd overtake me, then me them....

this went on for about 8 junctions then I turned off for chroley & they followed so i lost them down some twisties
Lynny
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28th Dec 03 at 01:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Drew
so fking annoying



dunno how u can complain about her the way u drive andrew remember that little roundabout incident in chester? you had the police following you for 5 minutes
Drew
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28th Dec 03 at 02:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
not my fault he didnt appriciate the sideways motion of my car
Lynny
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not your fault??? several metres from the roundabout you decided it would be a good idea to put your foot down!
Drew
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28th Dec 03 at 02:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
roundabout? foot down? thought that was the idea
Lynny
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i think the brake would have been more appropriate drew, there was traffic infront of you louise nearly shit herself in the back
Drew
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28th Dec 03 at 02:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Blode
louise nearly shit herself in the back


well with referance to your other post, some people could find that to be a turn on
Lynny
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some people probably do! its all a little bit sick (and please dont repeat your joke from before )
MikeE
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28th Dec 03 at 02:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
@ u too
Lynny
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oh yes andrew, something else id liek to remind you of, that night when we decided to have a mish down to middlesborough, all the neds parked up in the car park, you decide to be a bit clever, and completely lose the back end
Drew
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28th Dec 03 at 02:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
middlesbrough? have i ever been to middlesbrough with you? if so i dont remember it like
Lynny
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ok u have corrected me, it was sandy in seaton
Drew
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28th Dec 03 at 02:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yes and didnt lose it - and that car park is fun
Lynny
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28th Dec 03 at 02:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you soooo did lose it
Drew
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28th Dec 03 at 02:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
only time i lost it was in bish when i was sat on the path looking around
Lynny
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28th Dec 03 at 02:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Drew
only time i lost it was in bish when i was sat on the path looking around


Drew says:
only lost it ermmmm
Drew says:
several times - lol
CorsaLad16v
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28th Dec 03 at 02:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
DING DING - round 1 over, each of u go to ur corners!

DING DING round 2.. Fight!

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