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NeilRocks
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One day I might have the urge to beat up somebody who is 6ft 3 and 18 stone. I am 6ft 1 and 12 stone. How would I go about beating the crap out of the said person on my own?

Kick in the nads followed by toe bunt to nose?
Run off crying?
Plastic baseball bat filled with cement (my secret weapon )
Fight like a man. And probably lose.

Suggestions welcome.
Ally
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2nd Feb 04 at 12:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Don't fight at all?

Sit down with a cup of horlicks and discuss Tantra
NeilRocks
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Suppose I could put cyanide in the horlicks.
Ally
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2nd Feb 04 at 12:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Indeed
Jason Iles
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Point and say look Boobs, when his back is turned lay the smack down
Juni0r
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Fight like a man!!

Never kick someone when they are down.. Very cowardly!
Pablo
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Id would go for bollox, eyes and then run cos ur fcukin life depends on it
J1
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
Sit down with a cup of horlicks and discuss Tantra


Tom
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Don't fight, if u have to to, then fight like a man if u loose u loose so what
Gareth_H
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By any means neccassary (spelling)
Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by Gareth_H
By any means neccassary (spelling)



Spelling will not win fights

[Edited on 02-02-2004 by J 11ESY]
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quote:
Originally posted by Gareth_H
By any means neccassary (spelling)

Never eat cake, eat salad sandwiches and remain young.
Nismo
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Booka him , if hes that big you cant miss
ssj_kakarot
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um shout look at that and when he turns punch him in the back of the neck, but seriously um dont fight that seems a better option and if u do be a man about it and get a beating, then run off like a girl
Mad Moe
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Stamp on their knee cap so it buckles the wrong way if they are heavy they will not get back up.
Wolfy
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answered your own bloody question in ya thread topic!

give ya a hint... KICK
dj_mikey_k
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best way to in capapacitate someone is a face lock or choke em out from behind
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Hit them between the eyes.

It worked for me once.
Patrick
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I'd say fight like a man. However, if it looked like you was going to get a damn right kicking I'd have to say be a dirty fucker and win by any means as said above.
t44rnt
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quote:
Originally posted by NeilRocks
One day I might have the urge to beat up somebody who is 6ft 3 and 18 stone. I am 6ft 1 and 12 stone. How would I go about beating the crap out of the said person on my own?

Kick in the nads followed by toe bunt to nose?
Run off crying?
Plastic baseball bat filled with cement (my secret weapon )
Fight like a man. And probably lose.

Suggestions welcome.


fpmsl
Ojc
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2nd Feb 04 at 17:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
How about not fighting? We will never further the human race whilst we fight amoungst ourselves.
Colin
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Grab his pinky and rip it back out of its socket, he will either spew, faint or run off crying



[Edited on 02-02-2004 by Colin J]
Pablo
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sick fcuker
Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
sick fcuker


Yes, but its a good way of resolving a fight, especially if there bigger than you.
Pablo
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Oh yesh, im taking notes

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