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Kerry
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An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, "What are you thinking?" An older woman doesn't care what you think.

An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A younger woman is still hoping the guy might have one on him.

An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman will cost you 12 beers, but an older woman will sleep with you after a cup of herbal tea.

The older a woman gets, the stronger her libido gets and the older a man gets, the weaker his libido gets... which is why nature intended young guys to go out with older women and young women to go out with older men.

An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during the day without looking like she just had an adventure inside a jam jar. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Older women can run faster because they're always wearing sensible shoes.

An older woman is into free sex! An older woman is almost always already attached to someone, so there's no need to develop a phobia about committing to her. The last thing she needs in her life is another clingy, whiny, dependent man.

Older women are more honest. An older woman will tell you that you are an asshole if you're acting like one. A young woman will say nothing, just in case it means you might break up with her.

An older woman will never get pregnant and then suddenly demand that the two of you get married. In fact, if you impregnate an older woman, you will probably be the last to know...

Older women have jobs with dental plans. Younger women can't help you when your teeth get knocked out playing rugby.

An older woman will never accuse you of "using her." She's using you!

Older women take charge of the situation. An older woman will call you up and ask you for a date. A younger woman will wait forever, by the phone, for you to call...

Older women know how to cook. Young women know how to dial Pizza Hut Take out.

An older woman will introduce you to all of her girlfriends. A younger woman will avoid her girlfriends when she's with you; in case you get any ideas...

Older women are psychic. You never have to confess to having an affair, because somehow they always know.

Older women often own an interesting collection of lingerie that they have acquired from admirers over the years. Young women often don't wear underpants at all, thus practically eliminating all possibility of a strip-tease.

An older woman will agree to go to McDonald's with you for a meal. Younger women are too nervous to eat anything in front of somebody that they might possibly boff later.

Older women are dignified. They are beyond having a screaming match with you in the middle of the night in a public park.

Older women are experienced. They understand that sometimes, after 12 beers, a boy just can't get it up. A younger woman may need some time to grasp this fact.
J da Silva
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favours the older woman then
Kerry
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quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
favours the older woman then


naturally
J da Silva
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im just a wee laddy, where can u buy these older woman things you go on about?
Kerry
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Joff
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Older
J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by Kerry


ello mate
Joff
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hiya.
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Kerry
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dont u just know it andrew morley
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Kerry
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dont roll ure eyes at me
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Older women rock
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quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
dont roll ure eyes at me


Kerry
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yes colin they do

doesnt look like andy will be wanting any in future
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quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
dont roll ure eyes at me


Just pick em up and roll em back.

That'll learn him.
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quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
yes colin they do

doesnt look like andy will be wanting any in future


dont be crule and give the lad his cake
Kerry
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quote:
Originally posted by Joff
quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
dont roll ure eyes at me


Just pick em up and roll em back.

That'll learn him.


or teach
Colin
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I went home with a 35yr old 2 weeks ago

It was rather pleasant
Joff
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No, learn.

I'm talking Yorkshire
Joff
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin J
I went home with a 35yr old 2 weeks ago

It was rather pleasant


Your mum picking you up from school doesn't count dude.
J da Silva
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best ive got with was a 33 year old single mum of 3 kids, she didnt bother with me much after though
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quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
yes colin they do

doesnt look like andy will be wanting any in future


Kerry
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Originally posted by Joff
No, learn.

I'm talking Yorkshire


no u are talking shite

im in yorkshire i say teach
Joff
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Don't you roll your eyes at me

Yes, I know you can speak "proper" my dear

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