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Munchie

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Registered: 17th Jul 01
Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
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12th Feb 04 at 18:44

GOING OUT 2NITE ON DA PULL.....WATS URE BEST LINES DEN!!!!

LukeGSi

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Registered: 9th Dec 03
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12th Feb 04 at 18:45

"you dont sweat much for a fat lass"

Munchie

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Registered: 17th Jul 01
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12th Feb 04 at 18:46

LOLOL

Colin

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12th Feb 04 at 18:46

Spence

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Registered: 13th Jan 03
Location: Bristol UK
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12th Feb 04 at 18:47

munchie we are not here 2 help u pull hoes, just be urself u mug

Colin

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12th Feb 04 at 18:47

yer da must be a scouse cos hes stole the stars and put them in your eyes

Munchie

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Registered: 17th Jul 01
Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
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12th Feb 04 at 18:48

HHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

LukeGSi

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Registered: 9th Dec 03
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12th Feb 04 at 18:48

find a girl wearing a dress, walk over and say "im sorry i had to come over and talk to you because i have the same dress at home and wanted to compair prices!!!" you will either get a laugh and decent conversation or get ignored!!

Gavin

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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: West Midlands
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12th Feb 04 at 18:49

pew pew pew pewwwww

Sam

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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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12th Feb 04 at 18:50

"Oi bitch, do you give good head?"

Noonster

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Registered: 20th Jul 03
Location: East Yorkshire
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12th Feb 04 at 18:50

quote:
Originally posted by Predator SXi
munchie we are not here 2 help u pull hoes, just be urself u mug

Well said mate

L33 LEG

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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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12th Feb 04 at 19:08

quote:
Originally posted by born_upsideout
"you dont sweat much for a fat lass"

lmao

Ryan L

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Registered: 4th Mar 03
Location: Essex
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12th Feb 04 at 19:08

You may not be the best looking girl in the room, but beauty is only a light switch away

leeshez

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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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12th Feb 04 at 19:11

Do you sleep on your front? No well can I?

Gavin

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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: West Midlands
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12th Feb 04 at 19:12

quote:
Originally posted by Ryan L
You may not be the best looking girl in the room, but beauty is only a light switch away

brilliant

pew pew pew pewwwww

NormSXi

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Registered: 26th Sep 03
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12th Feb 04 at 19:13

Do you fancy a shag? No, well lie on your back with ya legs spread while i have one then!

Ryan L

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Registered: 4th Mar 03
Location: Essex
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12th Feb 04 at 19:13

Yeah i got a slap once for that

Gavin

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12th Feb 04 at 19:13

i should think so!!!!

pew pew pew pewwwww

Ben

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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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12th Feb 04 at 19:22

wait till u c they have just bought a drink and walk over to em and say" can i buy u a drink" to which they will say either "no is ok i have just bought one" to which u say "yes i know , its why i asked you"

or she might say yeh and thats a good sign n`eway!

why cares if they fuck u off anyway lol, i never give a shit and u usully pull more when ya dont try so hard!lol

ill always try 1ce , if u get turned away u mite get piss taken outa u by m8s but i just laugh , but watch there faces when u do pull a nice bird

Ryan L

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Registered: 4th Mar 03
Location: Essex
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12th Feb 04 at 19:22

I may not be the best looking guy here, but i'm the only one talking to you

Ryan L

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Registered: 4th Mar 03
Location: Essex
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12th Feb 04 at 19:23

I can imagine David Brent or Gareth saying this one at the photocopying machine, "Reproducing eh? Can i help?"

Munchie

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Registered: 17th Jul 01
Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
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12th Feb 04 at 19:29

ILL DO ME MAGIC TRICKS 2NITE LAAAAA

ALWAYS PULL WIT DAT

Ben

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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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12th Feb 04 at 19:29

How many photocopiers are in clubs tho lol

Ben

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Location: West Yorkshire
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12th Feb 04 at 19:31

get them laughing,if they ask ur name say .... , is urs cilla ?

LukeGSi

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Registered: 9th Dec 03
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12th Feb 04 at 19:31

quote:
Originally posted by Ben
How many photocopiers are in clubs tho lol

thats what i was thinking

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