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Pablo
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Robbo
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Shelly
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they have evos, scoobys and escort cossies in north yorkshire
Tracey
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i got pulled over last night
but its the first EVER time ive been pulled
thinkive been driving for 3 years (i think)
he broke my being pulled virginity

he goes- "Are you Tracey?"

Geez Mr Officer - what gave it away for you
asked if id been drinking- said no-ive been working- then asekd if i was insured on this.....
well- im not likly to say no, and he dudnt even check, but i was tho- (just for the record)
so i decided ti tell him that its also M.O.Ted and taxed....he was like "M.O.Ted, how old is this vechicle?"
i was like- its a W-reg...
then he looked me up and down - and then he looked my car up and down, and said "looks in good condition for a W reg"
cheaky geeet- do i not look like the type of person to know how to keep things clean......

Robbo
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Pablo
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haha - I been pulled 3 times that i can remember!

1 = Going round mini round abotu wrong way
2 = Going through a red light
3 = driving like a tit spining wheels out of a petrol station in a purple micra
Tracey
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why were u in a purple micra you poof
mr_astra
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Here now they are slowly implementing STI wrxs as cop cars but the majority will still be Holden Crapadores i mean commodores
Pablo
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Was courtisy (sp) car as i had crashed mine
Shelly
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quote:
Originally posted by Tracey
i got pulled over last night
but its the first EVER time ive been pulled
thinkive been driving for 3 years (i think)
he broke my being pulled virginity

he goes- "Are you Tracey?"

Geez Mr Officer - what gave it away for you
asked if id been drinking- said no-ive been working- then asekd if i was insured on this.....
well- im not likly to say no, and he dudnt even check, but i was tho- (just for the record)
so i decided ti tell him that its also M.O.Ted and taxed....he was like "M.O.Ted, how old is this vechicle?"
i was like- its a W-reg...
then he looked me up and down - and then he looked my car up and down, and said "looks in good condition for a W reg"
cheaky geeet- do i not look like the type of person to know how to keep things clean......




bastards... they think they are it the cheeky mo fos.

I once got pulled on the M6 going past Charnock Richard Services, I had my seatbelt tucked under my arm cos it was digging in my neck.
It was about 1.45am.
He got me in the back of the Merc 4x4 and then asked me where I lived, where I had been.
He asked what I had been doing in Widnes, I said cos my boyfriend lives there.
He said thats a long way to go just for a boyfriend, he must be a pretty good one.
I just said yes.

They want to know the ins and outs of a fart sometimes.
Tracey
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he asked me WHY it was in good condition
erm, coz i just stole it from a show room Mr Officer.
Pablo
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Have u cleaned it then recently? Or was he hard of seeing
LukeGSi
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly


they have evos, scoobys and escort cossies in north yorkshire


Tracey
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quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
Have u cleaned it then recently? Or was he hard of seeing


i washed it yesterday
so

i broke two more nails doing it
Pablo
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*pauls in shock to type*
Tracey
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something the matter Paul

it was covered in some kinda white dusty stuff it looked ugly- i HAD to wash it
Pablo
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I cleaned mine too -
Robbo
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If u think urs r ditrty my black car is currently WHITE due 2 all the dirt an shite on the M25
Pablo
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Clean it, buy an exhuast!
Robbo
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Cleanin it sat, cant afford exhaust an insurance wont allow anyways
Icy
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iv forgot how many times iv got stopped
between 5-10 i think
mostly for speeding
Robbo
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2wice, speeding and havin front fogs on (it HAD been foggy where id been - honest)
Joff
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Mine's covered in all the salt and shit off the M25
Tracey
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i hear its easy to get lost in the M25 Joff.....
i suggest you buy a map.... oh wait a minute....
Icy
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JOFF!!
was drivin behind car last night with reggy J9OFF

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