BlazinScooters
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Registered: 2nd Feb 04
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i got up today.........
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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...... in my mothers bed
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BlazinScooters
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Registered: 2nd Feb 04
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and thought what did i do last night......
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chris_uk
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Registered: 8th Jul 03
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.......and had a wank in the shower
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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the towel is all sticky now...
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dousey
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Registered: 21st May 03
Location: Selsey, West Sussex
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bugger
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sxi boy
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
Location: north east Drives: clio 182
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my 16 year old sister...
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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: London
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... washed her face and wiped it dry with the towel...
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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...my hamster walks into the bathroom holding hands with my gerbil and...
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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gets kicked accross the kitchen by my brother
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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..at which my sister barges in and..
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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...slips on the dead hamster...
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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.. rupturing her spleen, meanwhile..
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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..gerbil is panicking and has a heart attack...
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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... causing the world to flood..
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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meanwhile. an Evo VIII drives by with guns attached to it, shooting at little old ladies...
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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...dressed in sexy lingerie...
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dougal
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Registered: 30th Sep 01
Location: perth, Western Australia
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while rapping to 50 cent in da club.......
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mr_astra
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Registered: 3rd Jul 03
Location: There Is No Spoon
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...the little old ladies bend over and...
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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a carrot falls out her ass, she asks....
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kenyon
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Registered: 30th Apr 02
Location: wigan, lancs
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could u penetrate me once more with that it seems to have fallen out again
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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the old ladies then start performing....
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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anal fisting....
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mr_astra
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Registered: 3rd Jul 03
Location: There Is No Spoon
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..in plain view of...
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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engelbert humpadink
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