Shelly
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Does anyone have any funny sayings?!
My brother keeps saying...
"stood around like a spare dick"
cracks me up
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Nismo
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my dad allways used to call me a
"stupid boy fish pike"
that used to crack me up
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Pablo
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Never heard of either of them
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Shelly
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Nath, we know where you get your wierdness from now
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Shelly
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my boss says
"couldn't fart in a trance"
I suppose thats similar to
"couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery"
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Pablo
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On futurama there was one I PMSL at....
Ur acting is so bad i think you just gave me cancer! cAn say it to anything tho, mates crap joke wotever
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sassyminx
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does a bear sh*t in the woods?? lol
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Shelly
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not sure im understanding that one Pablo
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Shelly
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quote: Originally posted by sassyminx
does a bear sh*t in the woods?? lol
my dad says that!
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Icy
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bros mate says "ma heed the mora"
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Pablo
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quote: Originally posted by Shelly
not sure im understanding that one Pablo
If u said a crap joke I could say "That joke was so bad, I think you just gave me cancer"
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sassyminx
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quote: Originally posted by Shelly
quote: Originally posted by sassyminx
does a bear sh*t in the woods?? lol
my dad says that!
mine too! must be a parent thing  
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Shelly
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BigSte
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'no sweat off my bag' ...........same meaning as 'no skin off my nose'
started sayin that when i was about 10 n still use it 2day
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Half Pint
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Rare a rocking horse s*it
Sticks like shit to a blanket
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Shelly
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CorsaDaves: goes like shit off a chrome shovel 
I love Dave, he's quality
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Jason Iles
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I always here a funny saying people always say to me "look at that Twat"
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Darren M
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@ jase
one from work is....
''as loose as a prick in a bucket''
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Tom
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jase u don't need sayings you're a comedy genious (spot the irony )
[Edited on 03-03-2004 by Tom]
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Ryan L
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do little cats piss up walls my dad says all the time
or is the pope catholic?
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Shelly
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quote: Originally posted by Darren M
@ jase
one from work is....
''as loose as a prick in a bucket''
Our lads (about tarts)
"It's like shaking a cocktail stick in a 5 gallon drum"
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Darren M
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PMSL 
yeah they say that as well.
also another one is not really a saying but.... SAID
said part
said person
said time
everything is fcuking SAID
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Shelly
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people from round blackburn always say
"a agate" means "and I said"
fooking wierdos
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Ryan L
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my sister has some fucking weird sayings, she keeps refering to her flat as her 'yad' and keeps calling everyone 'blood' rather than mate, kinda freaking me out
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DangerousDave16v
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my mate says "shit paddle" instead of "up shit creek without a paddle" makes me chuckle, he also has a habit of replacing normal descriptive words with celebs names. like when hes shocked he'll say shania twain, or when something isnt needed , he says that non wyclef jean,
i do worry but its funny as
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