Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
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> I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We
> lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy
> together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up
> and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!" I said "I don't know
> if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder
> than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet
> the challenge! "Yeah," I said, just so long as you don't mind a man
> with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed
> and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought
> tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of
> pounds myself!" So I hung up.
>
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AndyW
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Registered: 28th Oct 02
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Lol!!!
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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ROFLMFAO
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Nismo
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Tracey
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Registered: 27th Aug 03
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how rude
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Corsa E-Tec
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Registered: 4th Feb 04
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Quality!
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life_cooler
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Registered: 21st Oct 02
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just typical
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Stoneyginger
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Fraser Young
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Registered: 26th Dec 02
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Graham
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Demo
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Location: south wales Drives: astra sri ecoflex
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pmsl. so fucking true man
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Skinner
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Registered: 14th Jul 03
Location: aberdeen drives:mk4 irmscher astra on 18's
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pmsl
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C2RL R
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si_reading
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ArdenSXi
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Registered: 12th May 03
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^^ em....... think its a joke ???
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Fraser Young
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Registered: 26th Dec 02
Location: Dundee City Drives: 58 Impreza WRX
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quote: Originally posted by Blondie!
 ... Just shows you were only interested in the s£x and not the person you were with!!! 
But it is a good story!!!
You think i like you?
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troubled_corsa
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Blondie!
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quote: Originally posted by Fwaza esquire
quote: Originally posted by Blondie!
 ... Just shows you were only interested in the s£x and not the person you were with!!! 
But it is a good story!!!
You think i like you?
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the_legend_of_yrag
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Registered: 7th Jul 03
Location: Cambridgeshire
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lmao
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Ben
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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lmfao!
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M4tt
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Registered: 18th Apr 03
Location: Potters Bar
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that's the fuckin funniest thing i've read all week
LMAO
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MrG
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Registered: 11th Sep 03
Location: Grays, Essex
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 fukin funny
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linzi_h
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Registered: 9th Oct 03
Location: St Helens
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typical of men that is
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boyracer2002
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Location: West Yorkshire
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PMSL
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