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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
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18th Mar 04 at 15:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
> I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We

> lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy
> together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up

> and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!" I said "I don't know

> if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder
> than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet

> the challenge! "Yeah," I said, just so long as you don't mind a man
> with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed
> and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought
> tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of

> pounds myself!" So I hung up.
>
AndyW
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Registered: 28th Oct 02
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18th Mar 04 at 15:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Lol!!!
Pablo
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ROFLMFAO
Nismo
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Tracey
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18th Mar 04 at 15:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
how rude
Corsa E-Tec
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Registered: 4th Feb 04
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18th Mar 04 at 16:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Quality!
life_cooler
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18th Mar 04 at 16:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just typical
Robbo
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Location: London
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18th Mar 04 at 16:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Stoneyginger
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Fraser Young
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Location: Dundee City Drives: 58 Impreza WRX
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Graham
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Location: Lincoln.
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Demo
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Location: south wales Drives: astra sri ecoflex
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18th Mar 04 at 16:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pmsl. so fucking true man
Skinner
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Registered: 14th Jul 03
Location: aberdeen drives:mk4 irmscher astra on 18's
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18th Mar 04 at 17:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pmsl
C2RL R
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si_reading
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Location: Macclesfield, Cheshire
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ArdenSXi
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Registered: 12th May 03
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18th Mar 04 at 18:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
^^ em....... think its a joke ???
Fraser Young
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18th Mar 04 at 18:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Blondie!
... Just shows you were only interested in the s£x and not the person you were with!!!

But it is a good story!!!


You think i like you?
troubled_corsa
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Registered: 23rd Jul 03
Location: nottingham
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Blondie!
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   18th Mar 04 at 18:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Fwaza esquire
quote:
Originally posted by Blondie!
... Just shows you were only interested in the s£x and not the person you were with!!!

But it is a good story!!!


You think i like you?


the_legend_of_yrag
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18th Mar 04 at 18:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lmao
Ben
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18th Mar 04 at 18:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lmfao!
M4tt
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18th Mar 04 at 18:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
that's the fuckin funniest thing i've read all week

LMAO
MrG
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Registered: 11th Sep 03
Location: Grays, Essex
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18th Mar 04 at 18:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
fukin funny
linzi_h
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Registered: 9th Oct 03
Location: St Helens
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18th Mar 04 at 19:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
typical of men that is
boyracer2002
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Location: West Yorkshire
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PMSL

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