Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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Ok hi, my names colin, im 21 and I cant break an egg into a pan without making a complete cunt off it I do try but it always ends up on the floor or in bits
Now I can wipe my own ass and tie shoe laces and all that, just have issues with the egg
Who are you and what CANT you do
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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Gonna need to clean the kitchen now Back in 5
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Graham
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Lincoln.
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hi, my names graham, and im 18, i cant go for an hour without farting loudly and making it smell
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LukeGSi
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Registered: 9th Dec 03
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Hi im Luke, im 20 in may and no matter how hard i try i cant eat 76 cream eggs without vomiting, 75 is no problem but that last one pushes me over the edge 
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by born_upsideout
Hi im Luke, im 20 in may and no matter how hard i try i cant eat 76 cream eggs without vomiting, 75 is no problem but that last one pushes me over the edge
I feel your pain
Group hug everyone
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AndyCorsa
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Registered: 24th Oct 03
Location: Macclesfield, Cheshire
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Hi I'm Andrew, I'm 23 and I can't take a piss without it going all over the toilet seat
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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hello im VT i cant talk to a woman without staring at her titties
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Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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im kerry im 26 and i cant cook
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cossie_corsa
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Registered: 15th Nov 03
Location: Newport
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I'm Tim, i'm 20 and i don't have the ability to understand women.
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jo_jess
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Bristol
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I'm Joanne age 23 and I can't make an omlet without it sticking to the pan
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by cossie_corsa
I'm Tim, i'm 20 and i don't have the ability to understand women.
Pffft think all guys share this problem
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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Im Nathan and i find it hard to keep my tally wacker in my pants
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cossie_corsa
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Registered: 15th Nov 03
Location: Newport
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin J
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Originally posted by cossie_corsa
I'm Tim, i'm 20 and i don't have the ability to understand women.
Pffft think all guys share this problem
in that case, as a man i'm perfect.
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the_legend_of_yrag
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Registered: 7th Jul 03
Location: Cambridgeshire
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Hi im Gary and im 18, and i find it very difficult not to forget that ive put a pizza in the oven.
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Colin
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Originally posted by the_legend_of_yrag
Hi im Gary and im 18, and i find it very difficult not to forget that ive put a pizza in the oven.
Ive done this before
Came home wrecked put it in, went to bed
Thunk it was in for about 8 hours
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AndyCorsa
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Registered: 24th Oct 03
Location: Macclesfield, Cheshire
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Originally posted by jo_jess
I'm Joanne age 23 and I can't make an omlet without it sticking to the pan
Hahaha, me too. Every friggin time
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CraigyG
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Registered: 20th Oct 02
Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne
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Hello am Craig am 17 and i cant keep a Job for more then 2 weeks
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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Hi, I'm Ed, I'm 18, and I can't go ten minutes without putting my hands down my pants to feel my little man and his two friends...
[Edited on 18-04-2004 by 1800ed]
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sassyminx
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Registered: 10th Jan 04
Location: Hartlepool Drives: Cossie
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hello im sassy, im 22 and i am unable to let another corsa past me without putting my foot down
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin J
Ok hi, my names colin, im 21 and I cant break an egg into a pan without making a complete cunt off it I do try but it always ends up on the floor or in bits
hi im adam im a smug git because i can crack a egg in each hand keep the yolk in one pice and not get any shell in it
so working in macd's has tought me somthing
one thing i cant currently do earn lots of ££ at my current job
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langey
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Registered: 7th Sep 03
Location: Wigan
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hi my name is michael, im 18, and i cant get the girl i want.
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sassyminx
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Registered: 10th Jan 04
Location: Hartlepool Drives: Cossie
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Originally posted by langey
hi my name is michael, im 18, and i cant get the girl i want.
awwwwwwwwww
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mattgubba
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Registered: 25th Mar 04
Location: High wycombe area...drives Corsa C SXi 1.4i 16v
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my names matt im 20 and i CANT get rid of the girl i DONT want lol
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combatvauxhall
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Registered: 3rd May 02
Location: Seer Green-Too close to winkers!!!
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Hi my names Ray, im 20 and my problem is i cant go onto the internet without looking for porn.
Bit of an embarrassing situation when your bestmate comes round to look for a headunit and looks through your recent history!!!!
Something i can do though is to drink a meter of lager in under 1 and a half mins... Not bad considering the amount of gas in lager!!!!!
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PaulW
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Registered: 26th Jan 03
Location: Atherton, Greater Manchester
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Hi my name is Paul, I'm 22, and I have difficulty speaking to women as I'm too shy... 
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