Half Pint
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So Did you meet up with the ex lady last night ???
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Shane
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yer did u take all the advise
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Pablo
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hes gay now
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Shane
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ow yer you would know wouldnt u paul (jokin m8 )
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Tom
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quote: Originally posted by Half Pint
So Did you meet up with the ex lady last night ???
PMSL, was a little indecisive but decided I was going to...
But guess who left her new mobile number in his work inbox
She rang me at like half 7 (said I'd ring her at half 6) in a big ass mood with me
Then she said she didn't want to anymore, so I said "sound, prolly a gud idea anyway" and she got annoyed with me saying that
Then she said she wanted to slap me and then she said she loved me then I put the phone down cos' my mate knocked and I went n drank half a bottle of southern comfort
Time for a tommy tank 2nite
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Tom
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quote: Originally posted by P4UL
hes gay now
I don't class u pestering me for bum love as me being gay
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Shane
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quote: Originally posted by Tom
quote: Originally posted by Half Pint
So Did you meet up with the ex lady last night ???
PMSL, was a little indecisive but decided I was going to...
But guess who left her new mobile number in his work inbox
She rang me at like half 7 (said I'd ring her at half 6) in a big ass mood with me
Then she said she didn't want to anymore, so I said "sound, prolly a gud idea anyway" and she got annoyed with me saying that
Then she said she wanted to slap me and then she said she loved me then I put the phone down cos' my mate knocked and I went n drank half a bottle of southern comfort
Time for a tommy tank 2nite
lol just knock the bitch out
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Tom
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quote: Originally posted by netrix
quote: Originally posted by Tom
quote: Originally posted by Half Pint
So Did you meet up with the ex lady last night ???
PMSL, was a little indecisive but decided I was going to...
But guess who left her new mobile number in his work inbox
She rang me at like half 7 (said I'd ring her at half 6) in a big ass mood with me
Then she said she didn't want to anymore, so I said "sound, prolly a gud idea anyway" and she got annoyed with me saying that
Then she said she wanted to slap me and then she said she loved me then I put the phone down cos' my mate knocked and I went n drank half a bottle of southern comfort
Time for a tommy tank 2nite
lol just knock the bitch out
Nah she rang me in work n said sorry n she can't speak to me no more
Was planning on giving her a dick slap tho
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Shane
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yes thats a start, slap her with ya dick and then punch her in the mouth
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Tom
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quote: Originally posted by netrix
yes thats a start, slap her with ya dick and then punch her in the mouth
Reminds me of a snoop song,
punched her in the belly, and smacked in the eyyyyeee
sorry.
[size2]please note I do note hate the hoe[/size2]
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Shane
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i dont care if u dont h8 her just hit her anyway, beat the shit outta the bitch
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Tom
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I hope I never meet u in a dark allyway
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Shane
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well if you bring your ex with u ill show you how its done
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Half Pint
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quote: Originally posted by Tom
quote: Originally posted by Half Pint
So Did you meet up with the ex lady last night ???
PMSL, was a little indecisive but decided I was going to...
But guess who left her new mobile number in his work inbox
She rang me at like half 7 (said I'd ring her at half 6) in a big ass mood with me
Then she said she didn't want to anymore, so I said "sound, prolly a gud idea anyway" and she got annoyed with me saying that
Then she said she wanted to slap me and then she said she loved me then I put the phone down cos' my mate knocked and I went n drank half a bottle of southern comfort
Time for a tommy tank 2nite
Probably for the best
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Shane
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quote: Originally posted by Half Pint
quote: Originally posted by Tom
quote: Originally posted by Half Pint
So Did you meet up with the ex lady last night ???
PMSL, was a little indecisive but decided I was going to...
But guess who left her new mobile number in his work inbox
She rang me at like half 7 (said I'd ring her at half 6) in a big ass mood with me
Then she said she didn't want to anymore, so I said "sound, prolly a gud idea anyway" and she got annoyed with me saying that
Then she said she wanted to slap me and then she said she loved me then I put the phone down cos' my mate knocked and I went n drank half a bottle of southern comfort
Time for a tommy tank 2nite
Probably for the best
no it wernt i want him the beat the bitch
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Tom
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Half Pint, I realised that when I got in, still would've loved to have given her one final lay, would've been but spose 1 more wouldn't make any odds, must have nobbed her at least 1500 times
2 yrs 6 monhts, at an average of 9 times a week for the first 6-8 months, then 5 times a week after....
hmmmmm
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Shane
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HIT THE BITCH, y wont u listern to me
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Half Pint
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I did, met up with her one night and took her to a hotel and let loose
But, regreat it because it what she wanted, and i should have resisted and siad i'm gonna give it to someone else !!!
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Tom
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Hmm bout 900 odd
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Tom
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quote: Originally posted by Half Pint
I did, met up with her one night and took her to a hotel and let loose
But, regreat it because it what she wanted, and i should have resisted and siad i'm gonna give it to someone else !!!
Bet it was a fcuking great lay tho eh
Your new bird looks hot anyway
And Netrix I don't feel i'm as damaged as u, I may spit at her tho
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Half Pint
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U2U
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Shane
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ok how bout u just tie her up and stick pins in the bottom of her feet and pins through her nipples
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Tom
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quote: Originally posted by netrix
ok how bout u just tie her up and stick pins in the bottom of her feet and pins through her nipples
No she'd love that
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Shane
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hmmmmmmmm okey then, slowly slash the bottom of her feet with a knife and then por lemon juice over then, then carve "you bitch" into her tits with a blunt rusty screw"
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Half Pint
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^^^^ Dirrrty ^^^^
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