Lynny
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do u have one mate whos always drunk and says the wrong thing? we were talkin bout birthdays last night and someone said 'you're only as old as u feel', to which my drunken mate shouted 'i wanna feel a 12 year old!' so we nearly got chucked out the pub  
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Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
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too many of my mates say/do stupid shit like that
you gotta love them for it tho
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mav
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yeah we all got them.................
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Pablo
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I do things like that, I dont remember in the morning tho 
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Lynny
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i think my best one was when we were in chicagos and they have the music vids on yeah, and that 'im your man' came on, to which i shouted very very loud 'doesnt shane richie look like alfie moon from eastenders?' they all laughed at me
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Pablo
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mav
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Lynny
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im always comin out with blonde comments, was goin alog the motor way once with me ex to our mates house, and i was on phone to this mate gettin directions, he said take the next turn off, i said 'which way? left or right?'
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mav
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keep em coming lynny...amusing me b4 I go to bed.............
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Lynny
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oooo i have a worse one  was shoppin with andy ages ago right, and in the shoppin centre the emergancy exit door thigs are mirrored doors, anyways we were walking along, i turned and looked into the mirror, saw our reflection, pointed to the mirror and said rather loud 'oh look! andy stockeres over there!' to which he laughed at me
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M16KE B
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Yeah ive got one of those mates: heres a prime example;
Me, this mate and another are chattin up these 4 american girls on a boys nite out in town, about half an hour into our conversations one of the girls mentions being jet lagged and mate says "I've got a cure for that - I'll shag you!" needless tos ay the girls then made a quick exit! 
[Edited on 30-06-2004 by M16KE B]
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mav
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@ both........................eeeejitsssss
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Tom
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U just described me my mates used to like me for it til the birds we started hanging round with turned there nose up at me  little fucking hoes
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Tom
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My mate waved at who he thought was himself driving past hungover and saw a car very similar to his and waved
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Lynny
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
My mate waved at who he thought was himself driving past hungover and saw a car very similar to his and waved
omg u just reminded me of sumit, was out in sootys car ages ago, looked in the wing mirror (which obviously showed reflection of the side of his car) and said 'eeeh richy, that car is identical to urs!'
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Half Pint
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i'm the one that gets drunk beyone belief and passes out at the soonest possible opportunity.
Needless to say i always wake up round my mates with a blanket thrown over me on the settee.
I remember once, waking up still had my suit, tie, coat and shoes on. felt like death !
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mav
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that where half pint came from.....
half pint and your pissed............... 
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Tom
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Once HP I usually wake up at home after phoning the whole world at 5.30 am cos' something terrible has happened to me (when usually it hasn't ) I'm a shitbag when i'm drunk no control
Lynny u bimbo
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purple_corsa_gls
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quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
oooo i have a worse one was shoppin with andy ages ago right, and in the shoppin centre the emergancy exit door thigs are mirrored doors, anyways we were walking along, i turned and looked into the mirror, saw our reflection, pointed to the mirror and said rather loud 'oh look! andy stockeres over there!' to which he laughed at me
You've done that in the metro centre then?
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Lynny
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quote:
Originally posted by purple_corsa_gls
quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
oooo i have a worse one was shoppin with andy ages ago right, and in the shoppin centre the emergancy exit door thigs are mirrored doors, anyways we were walking along, i turned and looked into the mirror, saw our reflection, pointed to the mirror and said rather loud 'oh look! andy stockeres over there!' to which he laughed at me
You've done that in the metro centre then?
yeah how u know?
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purple_corsa_gls
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I've done the same...
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Lynny
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pmsl
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purple_corsa_gls
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Have you ever wondered whats behind them? there seems to be loads, but i've never seen behind any of them!
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Lynny
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i have been behind them twice once when they evactuated the place coz of a fire scare or sumit, also because a mate of mine works in a shop there, so parks in the special staff bit, and enters the metero thro one of them instead of the normal entrances
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