SetH
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Right 
I live in a brady bunch neighbour with lots of batteh families, most of them seem to have those pointless cnutbags also known as cats.
They keep dumping in my garden, outside my front door etc etc
i dont see why the fcuk i should have to clean up some other brady bunch families cats dumps. Aside from the risk of toxo plasmosis and other nasty stuff from cat dumps, why should i have too.
do i have a right to defend my property.
I have thought about erecting a sign that says "any cat fouling my property will be severly maimed or killed".
If my stepsisters little girl comes round she plays in the garden that has been fouled by cnutbags (aka cats). So on this basis i believe i am entitled to defend my property.
Whats the best way to deter cats from your house? Im not using that repellent stuff that you sprinkle everywhere beacuse its like £5 a tub and you have to sprinkle it everytime it rains.
Im really close to buying a high velocity air rifle, and nearly ran one of the fookers over last night.
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Shelly
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what is a batteh family?
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Pablo
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Yesh its called curry powder mate! Cat goes to take a shit and BURNS! Muhhahahahahahaha Mum used to do it wen we had similar problem !
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Graham
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seth theres this box not too sure where you can buy them which emits a smell with it extremly potent to cats that deters them from about 25 meters around this box, heard its quiet good, failing that put down barbwire in the grass verges on the front and also if you have a fence run it around there so when they pounce onto it it hits them and they wont reutrn 
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leeshez
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Cat killing is wrong but fun 
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TNM
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you can get a spray which stops them spraying in your garden. you could try coke and lemonade bottles half filled with water on their side in the flowers beds. one of my neighoburs has done it but hes a cunt!
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TNM
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oh or get your self a cat!
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SetH
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lol p4ul, how do i get them to eat curry powder?
A mate suggested a saucer of antifreeze, because it smells sweet to cats and they drink it and die. If anyone says why was a bowl of antifreeze left outside, im like "i had to drain the radiator in my car"
Liking the barb wire idea, what happens if its like a shared fence between propertires though?
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Shelly
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Originally posted by leeshez
Cat killing is wrong but fun
LEE, I am shocked!! 
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Richie
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get a dog
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Pablo
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
lol p4ul, how do i get them to eat curry powder?
A mate suggested a saucer of antifreeze, because it smells sweet to cats and they drink it and die. If anyone says why was a bowl of antifreeze left outside, im like "i had to drain the radiator in my car"
Liking the barb wire idea, what happens if its like a shared fence between propertires though?
No mate put it where ever they shit if they have a "regular" spot and wen they come bak the shit burns there assssss!
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leeshez
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This is my neighbours cat dutchess
Shelly i was joking i would never hurt a cat
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SetH
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get a dog
dood i think dogs are ace, but we are out at work all day then in gym so it would be left from like 8am till 8pm, which aint fair on the poor fcuker 
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Ojc
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Another good thing for this are bb grenades which can be remotly detonated.
Cover it in something sweet and then watch the cat go up to lick it or whatever and detonate it, blow the cats face off
I hate cats
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SetH
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you can get bb grenades with remote detonator? PMFSL
i have to get one of those, i cant wait to purchase an automatic weapon and spray its feeble body with bullets.
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Robbo
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Go to a garden centre and get a cat repllant box... as said it puts out a smell that cats hate, u can also get things that let off a noise that humans cant hear but that hurts cats
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Shelly
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quote:
Originally posted by leeshez
Shelly i was joking i would never hurt a cat
I should think so!!
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CraigyG
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Theres this box u can get sends off a very high pitched noise u cant hear but the cats hate it ...
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purple_corsa_gls
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Land mines  
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Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by Craig-CorsaGSI
Theres this box u can get sends off a very high pitched noise u cant hear but the cats hate it ...
Yesh as I said... also get them from garden centres 
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Colin
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Go outside and kick them about the garden....I used to do this with next doors cats when they shat in my garden but then the old dear next door died....of a heart attack I think
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purple_corsa_gls
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quote:
Originally posted by Kolin
Go outside and kick them about the garden....I used to do this with next doors cats when they shat in my garden but then the old dear next door died....of a heart attack I think
You killed her 
It was only cat shit 
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Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by purple_corsa_gls
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Originally posted by Kolin
Go outside and kick them about the garden....I used to do this with next doors cats when they shat in my garden but then the old dear next door died....of a heart attack I think
You killed her
It was only cat shit
I was only 10 and didnt know it was wrong to shout at old ladies
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purple_corsa_gls
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quote:
Originally posted by Kolin
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Originally posted by purple_corsa_gls
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Originally posted by Kolin
Go outside and kick them about the garden....I used to do this with next doors cats when they shat in my garden but then the old dear next door died....of a heart attack I think
You killed her
It was only cat shit
I was only 10 and didnt know it was wrong to shout at old ladies
Shouting was ok, but waking her up at 4am with an air horn was wrong kolin
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Ojc
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Land mines would blow your whole garden up, but what you could get is the pop mines.
The ones that they stand on then fly up into the air, blow up and spray you with thousands of ball bearings, good for tearing off limbs.
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