Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
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like me....
settin the scene, i wake up after a hard night on the piss with some mates, and i have a message on my mobile form my missus, who has been on holiday for 8 whole days, and i've missed so much (i know its sad, but i dont care)
the message reads as follows
"i thought i'd tell you now, i'm really tired and dont want to have sex tonight, unless you REALLY want me to"
now i'm a bit screwed (or not, more to the point) as if i say i really want to, she'll hate me, but i'm kinda gaggin for it now, and i've been very good 
dunno wot to do
anyone else got ideas?
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AndyW
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thats ur bad news 
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Robin
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yeah, very bad, she promised....
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Demo
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seems a little cunty. tell her you want it and just gag the bitch
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Robin
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thats a plan i never would have thought of
(looks frantically for gag material)
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Je11ybubb1es
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tell her how much you missed her and cuddle her loads, then try getting her randy, but do it subtly so she doesnt realise, then she'll be gagging for it and she wont hate you cos its her fault!!
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Icy
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i got woken up by few texts 
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Robin
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worth a try
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Robin
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like what icy?
dish the dirt bud
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Icy
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not revealin it 
jus got woken up by the vibrations, read it then went back to sleep 
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Robin
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dirty git
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Icy
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stubs
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Not long ago I got woke up by my mum.. She was crying & had to tell me that my Uncle had suddenly passed away..
Then about 2/3 weeks later, she woke me up.. she seemed really upset again, and told me that a my friend had been murdered in Australia.
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sassyminx
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quote:
Originally posted by Icy
i got woken up by few texts
was that me bein random
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Icy
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quote:
Originally posted by stubs
Not long ago I got woke up by my mum.. She was crying & had to tell me that my Uncle had suddenly passed away..
Then about 2/3 weeks later, she woke me up.. she seemed really upset again, and told me that a my friend had been murdered in Australia.
sorry to hear that bud
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Icy
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quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
quote:
Originally posted by Icy
i got woken up by few texts
was that me bein random
u didnt wake me up first tho
got woken up hour and haf previous to ur text
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Icy
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i got woken up by foxy + sassy this morn
sounds good dun it well it wasnt  ruined my beauty sleep
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sassyminx
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stubs
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Hey Rob.. you may think that message was bad news... but look on the bright side - At least it was for you & not someone else!!!
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Icy
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i hate sendin msgs to wrong ppl!!
but like gettin them
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J da Silva
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loser
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stubs
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A bit off topic, but I used to have some software on my old PC that allowed you to send a text message and specify the number that it comes from... i.e. to the reciever, it would appear to have been sent by a number you specify.
So, say if the number's save in the recipients phonebook, it would come up with their name... BLOODY GREAT FUN!!! 
Only downfall was that it sent the messages via a German number & it took a good minute or so to send them.. =£££'s DOH!
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Robin
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quality
have my suspicions about my bird anyway, cos she keeps goin on about these 2 geezers she met on her hol and how much she misses them, so i think it may be time to trade her in for a faster model
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J da Silva
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shes getting some muscle poked her way with her legs at 10 to 2
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Robin
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was, but aint tonight apparently
but i'm goin to amsterdam in 3 weeks, so its payback time....
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