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--Dave--
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23rd Sep 04 at 18:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Vauxhall are wankers! It's official

Picked up my car this morning for it's first service, they said they'd have it back to me by 6 o clock tonight. I planned a night out with the girlfriend (TGI's) and expected to see the car in the drive when i got home from work, is it there? is it fuck.

Phone the bastards at 6:50 and apparantly they're closed when their website says they close at 7.

well fucked off i tell thee.

CorsAsh
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23rd Sep 04 at 18:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ring the coppers, tell them someones stolen your car and you've located it in the car park at your Vauxhall dealers. That should get it back for you, might get some revenge on them too
mossy
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23rd Sep 04 at 18:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

in the same boat mate.....my cars in garage havin service and stuff, sed it woiuld be ready at 5pm....went to collect and they sed sorry will be tomorrow now
--Dave--
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23rd Sep 04 at 18:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

the woman on the phone seemed really nice too, "oh yeah we'll have it back to you same day no worries".

C U N T S!
StuartVRS
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23rd Sep 04 at 18:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

go out, get a cab, get a receipt, bill vauxhall.
--Dave--
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23rd Sep 04 at 18:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

^^^ this isn't a bad idea...
Paul H
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23rd Sep 04 at 18:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

get spare key go down vauxhall and rob it back without paying them
--Dave--
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23rd Sep 04 at 18:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

they put bollards up to the entrance of their car park

nice idea tho
Mistamist
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23rd Sep 04 at 18:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Go down in the morning, walk into where its parked, with spare key take it, nobody will confront you as they are usually not intelligent enough to realise someone is taking a car, then park it round the corner and scratch the side skirts,
then go see the receptionist, tell her to go get your car and observe the panic as they think it has been stolen, then after they break the news to you, tell them that it was parked out on the road overnight and was damaged, then get your skirts sprayed vauxhall quality for free ............Pikey style but might work
Graham
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23rd Sep 04 at 19:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by mistdotcom
Go down in the morning, walk into where its parked, with spare key take it, nobody will confront you as they are usually not intelligent enough to realise someone is taking a car, then park it round the corner and scratch the side skirts,
then go see the receptionist, tell her to go get your car and observe the panic as they think it has been stolen, then after they break the news to you, tell them that it was parked out on the road overnight and was damaged, then get your skirts sprayed vauxhall quality for free ............Pikey style but might work

fuckin quality mdc
--Dave--
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23rd Sep 04 at 19:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



the question is, can i really be bothered with the hassle when Red_Sxi is spraying em for me next week?
Mistamist
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23rd Sep 04 at 19:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--


the question is, can i really be bothered with the hassle when Red_Sxi is spraying em for me next week?


not really worth the hassle, but worth a laugh
--Dave--
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23rd Sep 04 at 19:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

true

hey thanks again for doing the suspension mate, no problems at all with it.

Mistamist
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23rd Sep 04 at 19:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Not a problem glad your happy
--Dave--
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23rd Sep 04 at 19:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

you think the handling will be much different when i get new 17s on there?
Mistamist
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23rd Sep 04 at 19:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Should be able to take corners a bit quicker due to the lower profile and wider tyre, dampers felt similar to std dampers but were probably stiffer but count tell from just driving round the car park.
--Dave--
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23rd Sep 04 at 19:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i noticed a big difference without a doubt, not as much body roll as before and can definitely take corners with more speed.

Just gotta choose some wheels!
--Dave--
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24th Sep 04 at 08:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

rang them up this morning, apparantly they were trying to get through to me yesterday afternoon but there was no answer (bollocks).

Service has cost me £112. That's quite an expensive oil and filter change so I'm assuming other stuff has been done. Car is being delivered back home sometime today so will have a look at the worksheet when I get back

ross23
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24th Sep 04 at 08:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

thought u didnt have to pay for your first service?
--Dave--
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24th Sep 04 at 09:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

dont think so mate, first service is a 'small service' (simple oil and filter change and a visual check). Wasn't expecting it to be over a tonne though.
Adam-D
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24th Sep 04 at 09:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

dont pay it all
they were late
--Dave--
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24th Sep 04 at 09:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i'm not worried about getting the car back late, however I don't want to have to pay for something I don't need to.

Did you pay for your first service Adam?
Adam-D
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24th Sep 04 at 09:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ive never had a new car.
always service my own cars much much cheaper and i know its done right

my dad didnt have to pay for his first service on his car
--Dave--
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24th Sep 04 at 09:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I need to go to Vaux for my services in order to keep the warranty intact.
Claire
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24th Sep 04 at 09:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

The service you dont pay for is literally a check at anywhere between about 500 and 5000 miles. They only top fluids up if necessary. Nothing is changed.

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