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leni
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27th Sep 04 at 09:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Gotta get the fishing net and try and catch it
2nd time since we moved in!



leni

[Edited on 27-09-2004 by leni]
Jason Iles
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27th Sep 04 at 09:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Wish I had a bird in my loft i'd nail her everyday
leeshez
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27th Sep 04 at 09:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

@Jase i would do the same
leni
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27th Sep 04 at 09:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

then come and catch this one
fooking thing just keeps flying away from me and I carn't move the net fast enuff betweenbthe beams
leeshez
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27th Sep 04 at 09:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Just stand there for ages and let it settle or make knackered by chasing it
leni
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27th Sep 04 at 09:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

hhmm thats an idea
Adam-D
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27th Sep 04 at 09:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

what type of roof is it?
Jason Iles
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27th Sep 04 at 09:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Catch the pigeon, catch the pigeon
leni
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we live in a barrett house, roof ain't big enuff to stand up in. carn't see no holes for it to get in, but it's all gone quiet now! might have got out!
Mark Petty
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27th Sep 04 at 09:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Use an air gun and shoot it
PaulW
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27th Sep 04 at 09:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

bird food + sodium bi-carbonate = popping noises from the loft
SetH
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27th Sep 04 at 09:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

poor bird, thats its home!! why you want rid anyway?
leni
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27th Sep 04 at 10:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

coz it'll shit on all my christmas decorations! and if it dies it will rot and we'll get maggots, not to mention the fleas they have on them!
Fad
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27th Sep 04 at 10:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
Catch the pigeon, catch the pigeon


Adam-D
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27th Sep 04 at 10:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

well they can get in via the guttering "eves" and make a nest

my house has 3 nests in the gable end wall.
i leave em be
SetH
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27th Sep 04 at 10:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by leni
coz it'll shit on all my christmas decorations! and if it dies it will rot and we'll get maggots, not to mention the fleas they have on them!


So you might have fleas then?
leni
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27th Sep 04 at 10:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I don't no
SetH
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27th Sep 04 at 10:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

how do u know? have you checked? what about in your hair?
Ojc
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27th Sep 04 at 10:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I have fleas that live in a nest in my bum crack
SetH
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27th Sep 04 at 10:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Rofl
leeshez
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27th Sep 04 at 11:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Set fire to the loft it will burn and kill all the fleas Etc
leni
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27th Sep 04 at 12:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

We ain't got fleas and I don't want them, that why I want it out the loft!

and it's come back again - little shit!
SetH
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27th Sep 04 at 12:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I can imagine ur boobies bouncin all over the place as you prance around with your net
Ben
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27th Sep 04 at 13:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

there a fucking pain , get into garage all the time , had 6of the fuckers which then had chicks , i had to keep climbin up and taking eggs out of nest , in end they pissed me off that much i shot the fuckers down , it the only proper way of getting rid of them. as if u catch it and let it out ill guarentee it will be back in the same night
leni
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27th Sep 04 at 13:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

it just keep sitting in the eves and looking at me, coz it knows I carn't reach the fucker!

Looks like a starling, i'm not bothered if it's just after fluff for it's nest but it better not be nesting in there!

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