Tom
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Quality weekend, after the good fortune of the previous week (and having blammed 2 birds in the previous 5 days), I went out with work at 3.30 and proceded to drink about £45 worth of Jim beam black  ended up meeting my mates for a bit, then back to the living room with work, chatted to a few birds and made myself look a bit of a cock infront of colleagues but was funny, anyways didn't get anywhere there so decided to go my mates bar in Birkenhead, picked this 27 yr old up called donna (you'd forgive the sketchy name if u saw her), went bk to her mates - did the deed woke up with little jumpers on my teeth, anyways got a taxi to hers to drop her off and got her number and she was telling me all about her 8 yr old daughter  I was like  still undecided on whether to ring or not (she made me pay for the taxi  )
Went home got a wash, round to my mates to compare evenings ended up drinking a bottle of Jack daniels then out local, then bk to a mates (loosely using the names 'mates' ) house for a bit of a party, got my legs selotaped 2gether while I was asleep which I didn't find funny so went home up and out again by mid day sunday (after a quick trip to maccys) pub all day where I tried to pull a bar maid, she said maybe when I was sober (wouldn';t have been any use to her anyway), bk to my mates bar in the night, had a fight then stayed off ill monday and yesterday with a fat lip and done in stomach
Good weekend by all accounts
Title change 
[Edited on 04-10-2004 by Tom]
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Pablo
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Tom
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Sup paulo
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Natalie
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tom you are naughty
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willay
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Tune in next week when Tom dies.
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Robbo
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Well done Tombo 
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
Tune in next week when Tom dies.
FPMSL sounds about right
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Icy
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u only had 1
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Icy
u only had 1
Pardon 
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Natalie
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Think he means u only fucked one
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sassyminx
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rich said your a dirty whore
well done
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Tom
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I'm loving it must be a confidence thing
Nat, Icy is wrong i've nobbied 3 birds in the last week and some more than once
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Tom
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Did I mention i'd had 3 birds in a week
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michelle
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how can men do that a get praise but if a women does it she's a slag?
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Ben
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because u take it to heart , if some1 called me a slag i would not give a shit. 99% of lads dont . thats why
[Edited on 120102 by Ben]
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Tom
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Being called a slag is a compliment to males because they take it as one, but yes I agree women who sleep around are slags - dirty slags
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Siberia
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were would we bee without durty slags.... they are a good thing....
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dave17
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men are ledgends if they get around because its hard 2 get sex al the time off different women, ifu go into a club itd b hard 2 say u could pull any1 in there.
but women are sluts if they sleep around as its easy4 a female 2 get sex coz blokes are always well up4 it
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave17
men are ledgends if they get around because its hard 2 get sex al the time off different women, ifu go into a club itd b hard 2 say u could pull any1 in there.
but women are sluts if they sleep around as its easy4 a female 2 get sex coz blokes are always well up4 it
Very true actually, good call
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ste_nova
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pahh 3 in a week..... try 3 in 4 hours.... never met any of them before... never seen any of them again
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Shelly
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ste you slag!
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ste_nova
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like i'm bothered.... u do what u gotta do.. no point missing out
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Shelly
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who have you had that I know?
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ste_nova
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like i'm gonna say.... i never mention names...
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