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Author I had another little race today.....(he he he)
SteveW
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15th Oct 04 at 22:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

This time it wasn't a jap attack, it was French

I nailed a Clio Williams 3

he was going for it BIG TIME, bloody quik cars those... i had to switch my car into 280bhp mode, and nail it... didn't get any traction (cos of the rain) in 3rd but had loads in 4th... so i flew past him ok

also forgot to say that i did a Skyline the other week, only a 2.5l NON TURBO.... the bloke who owns it is a real muppet....
mossy
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mint


please explain the whole switching into 280bhp mode thing
Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by mossy
mint


please explain the whole switching into 280bhp mode thing


baked beans i think
SteveW
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I have EDS phase 2 software in the car, and it has a switchable boost button (my fav thing in the world) normally without the button on the car runs 230bhp.. then when its on it runs 280bhp

ALL GOOD.....

but yeah its got a lot to do with my huge intake of baked beans

[Edited on 15-10-2004 by SteveW]
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Beans beans there good for your heart, the more you eat...the more you fart




[Edited on 15-10-2004 by Scottydoo]
Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
I have EDS phase 2 software in the car, and it has a switchable boost button (my fav thing in the world) normally without the button on the car runs 230bhp.. then when its on it runs 280bhp

ALL GOOD.....

but yeah its got a lot to do with my huge intake of baked beans

[Edited on 15-10-2004 by SteveW]


i heard you just fart into the intake which cause mucho bang and POOF! ya car goes from shopping trolley to NASCAR

but the phase 2 software was a good cover up though
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the more you fart, the more you eat, the more you sit on the toilet seat.

SteveW
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im wanting phase 3.5 (like timrud) or even phase 4

so i can run 325bhp or more then with a little NOS (75 shot fogger like Kiv_Tuning) and i "should" be knocking on the door of 400bhp

BUT

Traction would be a major problem, so an LSD, Traction Control and maybe even launch control ofr 1/4mile sprints
if i get a company car (when i get a proper job) then i will take the car off the road for a while and turn it into RWD or maybe even 4WD Maybe
Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
im wanting phase 3.5 (like timrud) or even phase 4

so i can run 325bhp or more then with a little NOS (75 shot fogger like Kiv_Tuning) and i "should" be knocking on the door of 400bhp

BUT

Traction would be a major problem, so an LSD, Traction Control and maybe even launch control ofr 1/4mile sprints
if i get a company car (when i get a proper job) then i will take the car off the road for a while and turn it into RWD or maybe even 4WD Maybe


your a complete nutter mate and im sure your bank manager will say the same

sod RWD, its for pussies...you want 4WD - only then will you notice a decent amount of traction otherwise your 400brake will just be used to stick rubber to the roads - even with an LSD, i cant see it offer loads of traction

but it sounds good mate, remember the beans now
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i hear that if you put a tin of Heinz finest in the tank it boosts it crazee like...

adds something like 128bhp
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if you get a 400 brake 4wd corsa, i think you should remember your fellow thresher group comrades and give me a drive!
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15th Oct 04 at 23:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

or even now, still quicker than my shed!
Dom
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thing is, doing a 4WD system will be mucho mucho mulla - by the time you have finished pratting around getting it work correctly and get some decent power now, you might as well have brought a a second hand sports car

but it would be impressive though
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This is only a pipe dream at the moment, BUT if i get a decent enough job soon then i will have excess cash to throw around the place... and a 4wd 400bhp corsa would be wicked fun
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
This is only a pipe dream at the moment, BUT if i get a decent enough job soon then i will have excess cash to throw around the place... and a 4wd 400bhp corsa would be wicked fun


yes and you can expect mucho of my sex wee splattered around the sides when at meets


seriously though, it would be fun...you have gotta have a hard think about it mate, because you would be splashing a shite load of cash at it and i know i would rather a new saab aero convertible (for a similar price - according to my calcs of doing a 4WD system on a corsa, but using some custom stuff like G/box etc)

[Edited on 15-10-2004 by VisibleMan]
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we shall see, if i manage to pull off a good job and get paid as much as im thinking i should.. and if i get a company car (which again i think i should) then yeah i will defo get the party started

so when we gonna meet dude, im wanting some seamen over me and the car
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
we shall see, if i manage to pull off a good job and get paid as much as im thinking i should.. and if i get a company car (which again i think i should) then yeah i will defo get the party started

so when we gonna meet dude, im wanting some seamen over me and the car


lol im expecting to see your face and car on every vaux related mag mate i wonder what mr clarkson would say if he a blip in it...might make him change about modded cars

and anyways who said my baby batter was for you? - car only im afraid
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quote:
Originally posted by VisibleMan
quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
we shall see, if i manage to pull off a good job and get paid as much as im thinking i should.. and if i get a company car (which again i think i should) then yeah i will defo get the party started

so when we gonna meet dude, im wanting some seamen over me and the car


lol im expecting to see your face and car on every vaux related mag mate i wonder what mr clarkson would say if he a blip in it...might make him change about modded cars

and anyways who said my baby batter was for you? - car only im afraid


well i guess it might buff the car up really shiney like , might smell a bit.

shame, i have heard it does wonders for the skin
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i was also thinking the other day about what clarkson would say to a well modified car round the track if he didnt know what car he was sitting in
Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
i was also thinking the other day about what clarkson would say to a well modified car round the track if he didnt know what car he was sitting in


aye, would be interesting

i remember he drove that mini with 300 odd break (a good few years back) and was shitting himself

steve, if you do get the 4WD system going i feel that you should send the car into top gear and see what they have to say about it
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yes!
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non turbo skylines, i had a race with one a while back, he was quite upset that i chased to 130 mph! Ok i wasnt keeping up with him but perhaps 4 or 5 car lengths at that speed!!
Steve phase 3.5 all the way! mates astra was amazing when it boosted up!
goldfish
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racing a car on the street is illegal and stupid
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You are illegal and stupid.
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quote:
Originally posted by Joff
You are illegal and stupid.



I suspect you are wrong on both accounts

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